How's this for a good laugh

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These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an
Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty
definition. You'll need to be an Aussie to understand.

* billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

* bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

* dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

* fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.

* flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.

* matebleep: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

* shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search
ofsexual activity.

* yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwatercrustaceans.

* bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when
itcomes to handling himself in the scrub.

* crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

* shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

* technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
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Reply By: Eric from Cape York Connections - Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 06:12

Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 06:12
There must be heaps more.
But I cant think of one.
Very funny.

All the best
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Reply By: Willem - Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 07:48

Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 07:48
Very funny John....even at that late hour.
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Reply By: Member - Wim (Bris) - Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 13:39

Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 13:39

* rumbuck: young Qld male who does not mind a bundy.

There could be a book in this.

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Reply By: Member -Bob & Lex (Sydney) - Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 17:42

Thursday, Apr 01, 2004 at 17:42
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