How's this for a good laugh
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John
These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an
Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty
definition. You'll need to be an Aussie to understand.
* billabonk: to make passionate love beside a
waterhole
* bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
* dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
* fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
* flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
* matebleep: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
* shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search
ofsexual activity.
* yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwatercrustaceans.
* bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when
itcomes to handling himself in the scrub.
* crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
* shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
* technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.