This place exists.

Although I hate to be the first to make an arse of myself - go on, where is it?

HI Blackie sounds like paradise accept every second vehicle is a 4wd ,tell us more,? cmon cheers?

$30.00 for a slab of beer, it is Heaven.. mmmmmmmmmbeeeeeeerr...

And then your wife said, come on time to get up you'll be late for work, right !!!!!

Baz.

c'mon put us out of our misery.......................

Can't be here because beer is $44 - diesel is $1.03 and we don't have tropical fish, only yabbies. Got the virtually deserted beach though.

off to whoop whoop (as evidenced by deserted beach) with 91c petrol, could only happen in qld.

tropical fish and coral 5 metres offshore? has to be somewhere warmer, probably north of mackay.

coral and tropical fish wouldnt play in the breakers, so 5 metres offshore would have to be still water - back end of an island or peninsular.

every second vehicle a 4by? must have 2wd access.

also probably not a river mouth, as that would discourage coral growth.

my guess would be either repulse bay below proserpine (too well known?) or Upstart Bay near Ayr.

could also be a major city anywhere in australia with something like sea world where you can swim in a man made environment.....

Wrong ocean . This may give it away. You can buy a large bottle of Bundy for $15.00 and I won't tell you what a packet of fags cost.