THURSDAY AFTERNOON GIGGLE

Submitted: Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 14:58
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HI groovers here is one i got off a mate hope you enjoy

REXY

Just Fred

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.  Since he is in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for the last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.  The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me.  I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, and finally got  my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After awhile I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADAfound out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADAtaking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears laughing.
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Reply By: Baz (NSW) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 15:37

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 15:37
There is something horribly wrong with you, ROTFLMAO.

Baz.
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Follow Up By: Rod E B - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 15:55

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 15:55
seen it before , but what is

ROTFLMAO

Rod
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Follow Up By: GOB & denny vic member - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:34

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:34
good one
rodeb have a look at abbreviations at end of post
steve
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Follow Up By: Rod E B - Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 16:37

Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 16:37
sorry I must be thick as a brick
so I will open my mouth
I still don't know what ROTFLMAO means
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Follow Up By: GOB & denny vic member - Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 18:01

Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 18:01
rob eb
Rolling OnThe Floor Laughing My Ass Off
steve
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Reply By: Member -Bob & Lex (Sydney) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:10

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:10
ROFLMAO, Will show Lex when she gets home to cheer her up
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Follow Up By: robb - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 18:09

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 18:09
How did you go with Nissan Bob?
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Follow Up By: Member -Bob & Lex (Sydney) - Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 12:37

Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 12:37
New Motor, just have to wait for it to come from Japan
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