Can you be a Grey Nomad if you are bald??

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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart,
time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old
man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5
inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He

blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay
rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and
treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
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Reply By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 15:48

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 15:48
hahahahhaa......

Rick in answer to your Grey Nomad question...I'd say YES....

my dad is bald, and the tufts of hair that do grow are grey...but he still claims to be a redhead...which confuses the hell out of my 4 year old daughter who says.."poppy doesn't have red hair...he just has a big head"............
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Reply By: Member - Andrew & Jen (Melb) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 16:02

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 16:02
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster, so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, 'You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll fertilize all the hens. He's a real stud.'

So the farmer takes him home and says, 'It's your first day so take it slow, okay?' The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every single one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.

The next morning, the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, 'Roy, why did you have to die?'

Roy says, 'Quiet! They're about to land!'
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Reply By: Member -Bob & Lex (Sydney) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:05

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:05
read them both before but still laugh , thanks. Yes us baldies can still be grey nomads as my beard is grey
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:16

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:16
Gone a bit greyer this week Bob? LOL
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 07:47

Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 07:47
how does one get rey hair....any colour would look great on me
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Reply By: Big Dog - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:44

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 17:44
Whilst on the subject of poultry.

A man entered a bar with three ducks, one in each hand and one under his
left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender. The bartender was surprised, but experienced and had learned not to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks. They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks had to go to the restroom. He left the ducks there on the bar.

The bartender was alone with the ducks. There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another. The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little conversation.
"Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.
"Huey," replied the first duck.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?", said the duck. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all day myself. If I had the chance another day I'd do the same again!", said the duck in reply.

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," was the reply , "my name is Puddles. And don't even ask what kind of day I've had!"



I'm follically challenged as well, oh what the heck. Last day of work officially tomorrow after 30 years, 3 weeks and 3 days in the one job. As from Monday a self funded retiree awaiting the delivery of the new off road van in the first week of June. Can't wait.

Regards

Big Dog
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Follow Up By: Member - Andrew & Jen (Melb) - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 18:45

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 18:45
No wonder you are telling jokes. Is a big day for you tomorrow. All the best for your retirement - sounds like you have great plans so should not have trouble adjusting! See you on a road to somewhere!
Andrew
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Follow Up By: Big Dog - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 19:25

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 19:25
Thanks Andrew

Was down in Melbourne at the van manufacturer last week. Like the proverbial cat on a hot tin roof at the moment

Will see you along the track

John
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 21:34

Friday, Apr 30, 2004 at 21:34
Good Joke BD.
Have fun in your journeys. Wish I could do the same.
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Reply By: TheUndertaker - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 19:38

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 19:38
Started going grey when "only 19" ,,
and how does a 3legged dog get into the house ??
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Follow Up By: Rosco - Bris. - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 20:46

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 20:46
So what do you call a dog with a hair lip ??
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Follow Up By: TheUndertaker - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 21:00

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 21:00
Rosco, Id call it the mongrel that just ate my cat, ;)
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Follow Up By: Rosco - Bris. - Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 21:03

Thursday, Apr 29, 2004 at 21:03
Nah ............... Mark!!
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Reply By: G.T. - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 15:23

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 15:23
If you can`t be a Grey Nomad if you are bald, you can be a SAAD.
SAAD = See australia and die. Regards G.T.
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