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Submitted: Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 20:49
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Ok ,in post 12482 the question was asked " how does a 3 legged dog get into the house " , come on ladies and gents its not rocket science, some answers please.
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Reply By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:04

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:04
through the door I reckon
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Reply By: Member - StevenL - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:10

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:10
We get around on only two legs so I am sure a three legged dog would get by!

Steven
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Reply By: Member - Sam (NSW) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:15

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:15
maybe the dog doesn't go into the house. maybe the house moves around the dog.
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Reply By: Member - Bernie. (Vic) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:26

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:26
The same way as a 4 legged dog, they walk in.

Cheers
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Reply By: Member - Geoff & Karen - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:54

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 21:54
So, the point of the question is ????????????????????????/
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:29

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:29
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and
a man." -- Mark Twain
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Follow Up By: Member - Andrew & Jen (Melb) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:40

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:40
Jeez Karen - I thought you could have worked that out for yourself!

How many Rum and Cokes by now?
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Follow Up By: Member - Geoff & Karen - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:52

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:52
Andrew, how did you know I was into the rum and coke tonight.........or did I mention it in my email? I will have to go back and have a look now......you have got me wondering
lol
PS, and 1 to many i think. i think me had better go to bed...............lol
Good night
Karen
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Reply By: Member - Andrew & Jen (Melb) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:26

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:26
Through the door....
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Reply By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:42

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:42
Drops his head and puts on a sad face till you feel sorry for him and open the door.
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Follow Up By: Member - Geoff & Karen - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:54

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 22:54
Oh god that picture of mad dogs cracks me up.................ROTFLMFAO
I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen
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Follow Up By: Member - StevenL - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:09

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:09
Wasn't there an old expression about "Mad dogs and Englishmen in the noonday sun"

It's just not Cricket!

Steven
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Reply By: Hedonist - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:32

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:32
The scene: It's 1882 and a hot, dusty summers day in Dodge City. Suddenly at the edge of town, appears a 3-legged dog astride a large white horse. Women and children run in fear. The 3-legged dog rides up to the saloon and goes inside. He walks to the bar and says "gimme a shot of red-eye". Shaking and quivering the bartender pours a glass of whiskey. The 3-legged dog throws it back and says "gimme another". Shaking and quivering, the bartender pours another. The 3-legged dog slams it down and turns to look at the crowd. The Sheriff makes his way through the crowd and faces the 3-legged dog. "We don't get many 3-legged dogs around here, what's your business?" The 3-legged pushes away from the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw".

(I'll apologise later.... Pete)
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:36

Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:36
LOL. I like the one where the 3 legged dog goes into the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The barman says 'we don't get many 3 legged dogs in here" the dog says "At 5 bucks a shot it's no bloodly wonder"
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Follow Up By: Member - Brian (Gold Coast) - Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 06:41

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 06:41
ROTLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply By: Mrs Diamond - Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 17:27

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 17:27
he dosnt go into the house at all.
thats how he lost his last leg.
jamed in the door
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Reply By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 20:26

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 20:26
Hey Undertaker.....you gonna give us the answer or ya waiting till we all die :)
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Follow Up By: TheUndertaker - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 17:13

Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 17:13
Patience is a virtue ,, all good things come in their own sweet time said the Bishop to the " actress "..
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 09:29

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 09:29
Come on you've had long enough, spill the beans or get outa town by suindown. :)
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Follow Up By: TheUndertaker - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:24

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:24
Enough is enough,, the correct answer is !!!!!!!! wait for it !!!!!!!!



" through the door " just like anyone else , man or beast.
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 21:06

Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 21:06
There are no 3 legged dogs, only 3 legged people
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Reply By: Wombat - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 11:02

Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 11:02
Did a google search - Results 1 - 10 of about 138,000 for three legged dog. (0.30 seconds).

138000 - you have got to be kidding!!!!
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Follow Up By: Hedonist - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 13:52

Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 13:52
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,270 for "five legged dog". (0.16 seconds)

(Note the quotation marks....! Pete)
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