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Submitted: Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 20:49
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Ok ,in post 12482 the question was asked " how does a 3 legged dog get into the house " , come on ladies and gents its not rocket science, some answers please.
Reply By: Hedonist - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:32
Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:32
The scene: It's 1882 and a hot, dusty summers day in Dodge City. Suddenly at the edge of town, appears a 3-legged dog astride a large white horse. Women and children run in fear. The 3-legged dog rides up to the saloon and goes inside. He walks to the bar and says "gimme a shot of red-eye". Shaking and quivering the bartender pours a glass of whiskey. The 3-legged dog throws it back and says "gimme another". Shaking and quivering, the bartender pours another. The 3-legged dog slams it down and turns to look at the crowd. The Sheriff makes his way through the crowd and faces the 3-legged dog. "We don't get many 3-legged dogs around here, what's your business?" The 3-legged pushes away from the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw".
(I'll apologise later.... Pete)
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:36
Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 23:36
LOL. I like the one where the 3 legged dog goes into the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The barman says 'we don't get many 3 legged dogs in here" the dog says "At 5 bucks a shot it's no bloodly wonder"
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Follow Up By: Member - Brian (Gold Coast) - Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 06:41
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 06:41
ROTLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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