BUMPER STICKERS

Submitted: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:00
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* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
* Born free...Taxed to death.
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* Montana (or Vermont?)-- At least our cows are sane!
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
* Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
* When The Rapture Comes, Can I Have Your Car?
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Reply By: Davoe - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:10

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:10
used to have a really dilapitated green 1978 nissan camper (best vehicle I ever owned) took some searching but finally found it "DONT LAUGH IT MIGHT BE YOU DAUGHTER IN THE BACK"
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Reply By: Baz (NSW) - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:13

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:13
My all time favorite was on the bumper of a Rolls Royce.
Don't laugh
My other cars a Rolls Royce.

Baz.
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Reply By: Rosscoe - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:42

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:42
In the same form as the Intel insignia ie "Intel Inside" ....... "Nerd Inside"
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Follow Up By: ExplorOz Team - David - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 21:03

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 21:03
I prefer Intel Inside Idiot Outside on the same logo.
David (DM) & Michelle (MM)
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Reply By: Troopie - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:53

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 15:53
"Do not overtake overturning vehicle"
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 16:02

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 16:02
Seen back in the 70's when Malcolm Fraser was our PM.

"Tammy's got one; Mal IS one"

I'm not sure; but I think they were referring to the word HUSBAND; perhaps???
LOLOLOLOL

Also around the same time, in Canberra there was a new club opened for cross-cutualisation between Finland and Australia. It was (is??) called the Finnish Australia Club and some wag reckoned Malcolm was it's founder!!!! LOL
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Follow Up By: Mrs Diamond - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 17:45

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 17:45
what about the alf for pm (the stupid alien from many years ago)
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Reply By: Eric from Cape York Connections - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 17:46

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 17:46
I had one on my old truck. If you are following me your also lost.
Good on tour leaders truck.

All the best
Eric
CyC
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Reply By: Sparkie - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 19:31

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 19:31
How about........

This car is constipated, it cant pass a thing

I wont say on which vehicle I saw it, but I am sure you will have a vehicle you have seen on which it would suit perfectly ;-)

Sparkie(IE not Y);-)
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Reply By: Member - Allan Mac (VIC) - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 20:13

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 20:13
And more in keeping with the forum
"If you can read this were the hell is my Van."
or on a bikies leather jacket "If you can read this .where the hell is my chick"
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 21:48

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 21:48
A small black sticker with the Mc Donalds Logo, followed with..." would you like lies with that?..."
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Reply By: Greg Harewood - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 00:14

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 00:14
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Reply By: Member - Ruth D (QLD) - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 06:46

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 06:46
As I was a surfer chick and in those days the boys had 'sin bins' (panel vans with rear and side windows painted by someone on LSD) - they usually had:
'Don't come a knockin' if this vans a'rockin.' My Dad wouldn't let me play with those boys. They also had surfboards that never came down from the roof rack.
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Reply By: brian - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 08:00

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 08:00
mine says "the only true wilderness is between a greenies ears"
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Reply By: Wombat - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 10:55

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 10:55
Mine says "THE OLD HEPBURN HOTEL - WherethebleepisConargo?"
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Follow Up By: Member - Toonfish - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 23:52

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 23:52
same here copycat?
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Reply By: Rowdy - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 17:21

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 17:21
Back in the BMC days when cars floated on fluid there was a sticker around which said "So what, this floats on saki" which a lot of Jap cars were wearing.
Rowdy
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Reply By: Mrs Diamond - Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 18:45

Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 18:45
i think its on the back of trucksters gq near the tow bar.

attach buggered toyota here lolol.
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Reply By: Andrew - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 10:47

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 10:47
To grow old is inevitable, to grow up is optional
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Follow Up By: bollo - Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 22:25

Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 22:25
just near the tow bar on cruiser:- nissan recovery point.
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Reply By: G.T. - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 17:35

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 17:35
Dont Steal - The Government Hates Competition.
The Floggings Will Continue until Morale Improves.

regards G.T.
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