STRESS

Submitted: Friday, May 21, 2004 at 12:18
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THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfu*k you".

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".

3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

6. "Do I look like a people person?"

7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"

8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"

9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose"

10. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

11. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

16. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

17. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

18. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

19. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

20. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."

21. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

22. "You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?"

23. "Earth is full. Go home."

24. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

25. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

26. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

27. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."

28. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a fu**ing airport"

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Reply By: Baz (NSW) - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 13:03

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 13:03
ROTFLMAO.
AnswerID: 59551

Reply By: Savvas - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 13:16

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 13:16
Excellent! I can use all of these at work.
AnswerID: 59555

Reply By: flappan - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 13:55

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 13:55
I can only please one person per day.

Today is full , and tomorrow isn't looking good either.
AnswerID: 59569

Reply By: Member - Bob - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 17:21

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 17:21
I think you have mistaken me for someone who cares.
AnswerID: 59598

Reply By: Member - StevenL - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 20:30

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 20:30
"Here's 40 cents. Go and ring some-one who gives a toss"
AnswerID: 59630

Reply By: Des Lexic - Friday, May 21, 2004 at 22:04

Friday, May 21, 2004 at 22:04
"Would you like to partake in some sex and travel"
now ****off
AnswerID: 59641

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