BBQ - Definition

Submitted: Monday, May 24, 2004 at 15:35
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My son sent me this in an e-mail. Not sue if it's me or him!!!!

DEFINITION OF A BBQ
> It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
> volunteers
to
> do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
>
> 1) The woman goes to the shops.
> 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
> 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with
> the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man,
> who
is
> lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
>
> 4) The man places the meat on the grill.
> 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
> 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks
> her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the
> situation.
>
> 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
> 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
> 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
> 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
> some women!
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:04

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:04
Hmmmmmmmmm,

Sounds familiar..........

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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:22

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:22
Whats your point Rosscoe? I can't see a problem here
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Follow Up By: Rosscoe - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:38

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:38
Is there a SWMBO Bonz???
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 17:45

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 17:45
There sure is and she laughed when she read the post hahahaha she reckoned it was true, but you see I get the meat out of the fridge AS WELL AS COOK IT so she is pampered
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 20:15

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 20:15
I notice there was no follow up from swmbo Bonz
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 22:28

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 22:28
lol no followup needed she mentions and I react hahahaha Not really, she is the sunshine of my life
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Reply By: crfan - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:56

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:56
Just a bit of trivia : I read in the paper yesturday that no one knows were the term
B.B.Q comes from .
ant one got Ideas?
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Follow Up By: Savvas - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 17:39

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 17:39
They didn't look very hard for the answer....

The local Arawakan Indians had a method of erecting a frame of wooden sticks over a fire in order to dry meat. In their language, Taino, they called it a barbacòa, which Spanish explorers borrowed.

Click here for the source.

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Reply By: Mrs Diamond - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 18:36

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 18:36
well if the man didnt turn the steak or snags the whole day would be ruined.
i dont think ladies realise just how much thinking is involved in a bbq.

(1)how much should be cooked
(2)whats the percentage of snags to steak/chops.
(3)the ability to turn food with a beer in hand
(4)the ability to get another beer while turning food.
(5)knowing when to turn the steak rare/medium/well done
(6)putting the onions on at just the right time.
(7)knowing just how hot to get the plate.
(8)the right amount of poke holes in the snag with a fork.
(9)do i or dont i pour some beer on the hot plate.
(10)i could go on but i wont
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Reply By: Willem - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 19:09

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 19:09
Must be a slow day...this is the second bit of crap posted here today. Yes I know, I didn't have to read it but I did and its crap
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Follow Up By: Member - Errol (York WA) - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 19:23

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 19:23
Ah come on Willem , ya gota admit , it,s good crap .
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Follow Up By: Mrs Diamond - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 19:37

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 19:37
and willems reply would have to make it the third piece of crap
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 20:16

Monday, May 24, 2004 at 20:16
willem I did say one or should that be two (2)
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