Monday Funny - Travel Bargains

Submitted: Monday, Jun 07, 2004 at 11:44
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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small
sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in.

Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some special sandals I tink you would be
interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really
interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed,

but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican then began screaming: "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT
DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
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Reply By: Des Lexic - Monday, Jun 07, 2004 at 13:39

Monday, Jun 07, 2004 at 13:39
Hahahahaha good one John
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Reply By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Monday, Jun 07, 2004 at 23:01

Monday, Jun 07, 2004 at 23:01
hahahah Good one John, I had a chuckle.
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