Wednesday, Jun 09, 2004 at 16:02
Yair but......if it'd rained now and no-one could get it I could go again, if I had a charter plane. My haircut only cost $930.00 (the airfare from here to there and back again) and then I had to pay $2.50 to get a stripey suitcase from Crazy's to bring home the 16.1 kgs of shopping - and three pairs of shoes. I tried to suggest to old bloke (cranky, grumpy, s...y) that I could leave for Berri today and have a Berri nice time until next week - and when he asked who would be there I told him. He was thoughtful for a minute and then said .....'Bet they didn't ask me if I wanted to go?' oooooh, pooor thing. Diddums. Of course, I lied and told him you did invite him.
Oh and forgot to say hello to Bob and Lex before also - hope the Patrol's better.
And about the V8 chicken - years ago when I was a teenager working in a take-away chicken
shop called 'Dial-A-Bird' in Noosa, run by two sweet fellas (who are well-known on stage and screen) I used to do deliveries in a mini-moke dressed in the French maid's uniform (but with knickers thank you Mr Pesty) - anyhow, with a name like that we'd get all sorts of funny phone call orders - and these dears coached me and I would answer the request for a 'bird' by saying in my most cultured voice -
'I am so sorry our birds are dead, plucked and already stuffed. Good evening to you.' Did that happen to the other chicken?
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