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BE YOUR OWN BOSS
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COPING WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR FRIENDS
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How to keep her happy without getting yelled at
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Reply By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:33

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:33
there is also

>Tips on lying
>How to get out of Family events
and more
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Reply By: rolande- Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:44

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:44
Are there any stories on answering:

"Why? Don't you like my mother?"

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

"I thought you liked my cooking?"

"Tell me what happened at work today."

"Do you know where my keys are?"

"Can we buy another kitten? Can we? Please?"

"Ooooh, isn't that puppy cute?"

"Can we go into the antique shop?"
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Follow Up By: rolande- Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:47

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:47
Almost forgot:

"If it was for your four wheel drive you would have done it by now."
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:50

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:50
dead right on that...why do they all speak the same language
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Reply By: Troopy Travellers - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:50

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:50
I think you guys need to watch Dr Phil.

PMSL Sea
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Follow Up By: rolande- Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:58

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 09:58
Saw a bit yesterday while off sick,

"How to do your job as a man"

Said that no matter what mood SWMBO is in, you have to do everything to make here feel happy, and they all AGREED!

If you don't you are a bad husband, and don't expect any of that mucking around stuff either.
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Follow Up By: Troopy Travellers - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:15

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:15
Well I hope you picked up a few points, I watched it also and thought it should be mandatory for all males to view. Of course the fact he sells a book on it doesnt have any influence at all. Perhaps it would make a great Fathers Day present. As he put it its YOUR JOB to make us SWMBO happy and then you will be happy also. ROFL. Sea.
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:18

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:18
hope I didnt miss anything important
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Follow Up By: Coops (Pilbara) - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:57

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:57
just what you need when you're off crook - having to endure an hour of Dr Bloody Phil !!!
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Reply By: FourbyFour - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:06

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:06
Richard.....you definitely need a sea change. Inside that body of yours there is a little boy trying to get out (no, and it is not the one in the pic).

Affirmative action is what you need. Get out of the office and be your own boss!

Enjoy your day
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:21

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 10:21
I am my own boss!
she's gone to work
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 12:39

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 12:39
Is that alright with her though.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie- Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 16:05

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 16:05
Dr Phil is great. I make sure I get home every lunchtime to watch him....and I take a mental note of everything he says. That's why my SWMBO reckons I'm a kind-hearted, sensative new-age (or was that "old-age"...LOL) kind of a bloke.
Mind you it doesn't stop her complaining that I spend more time under the Patrol that under her.....and she's always reminding me that her dining suite, lounge suite, entertainment unit, big screen TV, crystal cabinet etc etc are all sitting out in the driveway, cleverly disguised as a 4x4......
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:02

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:02
yes Des she can go to work when she likes
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:03

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:03
so you are you a SNAG Roachie
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Follow Up By: GOB & denny vic member - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:11

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:11
my wife is happy i told her she can retire the day she makes the last payment on the new van in 5 years
i believe thats fair they should all keep us in a manner to which we can all become accustommed

steve
must close now before the love of my life sees this post
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 20:12

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 20:12
Geez you guys skate on thin ice.........
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Thursday, Jun 17, 2004 at 07:43

Thursday, Jun 17, 2004 at 07:43
mmmmm Bonz, I think it broke thru last night
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Reply By: Willem - Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:07

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 19:07
So how are the marital problems tonight...or are you sleeping on the couch ???
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Thursday, Jun 17, 2004 at 07:42

Thursday, Jun 17, 2004 at 07:42
who told you Willem
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Reply By: rolande- Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 22:57

Wednesday, Jun 16, 2004 at 22:57
Me trying to be caring and sharing like Dr. Phil says:

"When does no mean no, and yes mean yes?

SWMBO - NEVER

"so how do I know what you mean"

SWMBO - YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN

"But me Neanderthal Man, me don't know what going on"

SWMBO - JUST DO AS I SAY AND DON'T COMPLAIN

Me have last work in discussion - "Yes dear"
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