Okay..... I'm ducking for cover!!!!

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.

He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"Its a planet," replied God, " and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to dif ferent parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries. "Thi s one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"

"Ah," said God. "That's South Australia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, Impressive towns; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from South Australia are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed," What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in Victoria!"
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Reply By: Allan Mac (VIC) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 20:50

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 20:50
Hmmmm not impressed Jan!!!.just make sure you are able to get out of those holes..else!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply By: rickwagupatrol - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 20:56

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 20:56
oh,,,wolfie....wolfie,,,,,,wolfie.
you need to get over here and bask in the warm glow of the Great Sticker God for a month ar three.
being over there in the Eastern Middle is starting to affect your brainal matter.
we all know that the greatest state is the resident home of hte Great Sticker God, why do you bother to try and upset the rest of the deciples?

time for a prayer.
O Great Sticker God,
show this wayward child the light.
and tell him to get
over here to the
Greatest State in the Country.
He is forsaking your Warmth,
to gloat that he is closer to it,
than those of the Far Eastern Darkness.
When he gets here,
tease him with all the
EO goodies,
but don't let him have any. !

rick.

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Reply By: Baz (NSW) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 21:27

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 21:27
Wolfie, maaaate modest.

OH DEAR

Baz.
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Reply By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 21:43

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 21:43
lol, you guys are still upset over the Grand Prix eh!
Well I'm with ya, shame on Vic stealing the only thing ya had.
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Follow Up By: Muddy 'doe (SA) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:16

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:16
Who needs a car race that only happens once a year when you can visit the Flinders, Riverlands, Eyre and Yorkebleepulas and of course the great desert country all year round!!

Besides, we have the Clipsal 500 Touring cars which is a home grown comp and is just as good!

Steven
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Follow Up By: Muddy 'doe (SA) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:33

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:33
That was meant to be Yorke Peninsula! I left an n out....
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:34

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:34
Absoutely I agree and after that you are welcome in Vic, always save the best till last eh :)
Dunno about the desert country all year round though, might be ok for some but give me cold over heat anyday.
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Follow Up By: Muddy 'doe (SA) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:42

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:42
Yeah, I must fess up to having enjoyed a couple of relaxing weeks in the Grampians and the Vic Alpine regions during Nov last year. That was reeeally pleasant.

Cheers
Steven
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:49

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:49
Wolfies efforts in trying to start a civil war are being destroyed with us agreeing, can't we argue about something. Have a good night..I've had enough at work, time to head home.
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Follow Up By: Muddy 'doe (SA) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:52

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:52
I could start an argument with you as to why you are still at work at midnight!!!
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Reply By: GOB & denny vic member - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 22:09

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 22:09
i hope you dont get a leave pass for another 12 months now get back to the holes

steve
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Reply By: Member - Brian B (QLD) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 22:28

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 22:28
Mate,

There's one good thing about it at the end of the day. It reminded all of us that South Aus was still there.

Cheers
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Reply By: Des Lexic - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:11

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:11
Traitor, Hope the ground under your house turns to granite overnight and your jackhammer points turn blunt.
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Reply By: Member - Dragan T (VIC) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:16

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:16
Oh come on wolfie, original story was for the whole Australia, not south, and the ballance were "ugly sheep rootin' kiwis" Now I have to duck for cover! Hope not! I just told the end of the original joke! No offence to anyone!
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:29

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:29
>ugly sheep rootin' kiwis

Hmm, whose ugly..the sheep or the people
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Follow Up By: Rosco - Bris. - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:50

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:50
Depends on who get's first choice.
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Follow Up By: Member - Dragan T (VIC) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:52

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:52
Stuff that mate, i don't want to be the judge on that. I saw, once were warriors a couple times too many to have some of them after me!
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Reply By: Member - Rick (S.A.) - Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:53

Wednesday, Jun 30, 2004 at 23:53
Are you suffering from being the underwolf, sorry, underdog????? and wanna get one back?........................

Fantastic Wolfie, shove it up 'em!!!
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Reply By: Russell [Pajero] - Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 07:24

Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 07:24
Truth always hurts dunnit!

Russell
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Reply By: Willem - Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 11:03

Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 11:03
Wolfie Your CRAP-O-METER has overflowed

What drives you to do these insane posts........?
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Follow Up By: hardingprj - Friday, Jul 02, 2004 at 23:34

Friday, Jul 02, 2004 at 23:34
Too much of the golden ale. MAYBE???? Hope you were drinking the famous VB??? Victoria Bitter...LOL....... From another VIC doing a trip in mid July......
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Reply By: bruce - Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 13:36

Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 13:36
Hmmmmm...you forgot to tell us about the great skiing that you have there in S.A.
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Reply By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 14:02

Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 14:02
Isn't the Formula Grand Prix just the most fantastic event??????

Good to see religious jokes still eminating from all your churches over there...... Crows and Churches......is there anything else????

Andrew
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Follow Up By: Muddy 'doe (SA) - Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 18:38

Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 18:38
So why was it that you had to come over to SA for a holiday at Berri?????
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Reply By: Member - Karl - Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 15:25

Thursday, Jul 01, 2004 at 15:25
What's the best thing about South Australia?

It keeps WA and Victoria a part!!!
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