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How many people still go to their local for a beer or a meal? Our town has gone from seven pubs to one!
Reply By: Rob J8 - Sunday, Feb 11, 2024 at 10:51
Sunday, Feb 11, 2024 at 10:51
The coppers have taken the fun out of driving. 005 is 3 cans of XXXX, I'm nowhere near pissed after 3 cans but the law says I am. Remember the good old days when you got up Sunday morning and went outside to see if your car was there. Mind you , I lived on a
farm in the North Eastern Wheatbelt of WA. Not much traffic around. The 1 pub in my old town has had a resurgence, new owners, good meals and the district is behind them.
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Follow Up By: RMD - Sunday, Feb 11, 2024 at 11:49
Sunday, Feb 11, 2024 at 11:49
Rob J8
It isn't whether you think you are pissed or not! It is the FACT that after .05 your reaction time and ability is far less, ie IMPAIRED, even if you think it isn't. Smoking a SINGLE cigarette increases reaction time about double for a while for a human, but after the fag people think they are better. Double or worse reaction time is a real KILLER if trying to avoid ANYTHING or even deciding to brake in time. I tested people years ago for reaction time with a fairy sophisticated 10 event
test on a
test machine. One who had just had a ciggy scored far worse than everyone else. UNTIL the ciggy nico wore off and then their reaction time was less than half it was earlier but still not good and normal. Much the same for grog.
The Police may know something!
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Reply By: Bob Y. - Qld - Sunday, Feb 11, 2024 at 21:31
Sunday, Feb 11, 2024 at 21:31
Our town still has 4 pubs which don’t do too bad during the tourist season, but struggle through the off season. They counter this by reducing hours and remaining closed on quiet days, like Mon-Tues. The festive season sees most of them close for 4-6 weeks, with only takeaway bottle sales available.
Meals are a big draw card, with plenty of variety at most of them. Even vegans are catered for LOL. One pub regularly does up to 300 meals/night, especially while the
grey folk are evident.
Don’t see police very often, but Friday nights are always big. A few Hahn Premium Light are a good choice if you don’t want to walk
home.
Bob
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Reply By: Allan B (Sunshine Coast) - Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 13:27
Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 13:27
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New cop arrived in town and figured he could get some brownie points by hiding in the back corner of the pub
carpark.
Sure enough, about closing time a customer staggered out of the bar and headed for his car. Dropped his keys and fell over while picking them up. Made it to the car and spent 5 minutes unlocking the door. Climbed in and switched on the headlights, tried again and got the wipers before finally firing up the motor. Stalled it backing out but managed to eventually find his way to the exit.
The cop licked his lips and slowly followed him down the road, switched on the red & blues and pulled him over. Strolled back to the punter and with a grin said "Good evening driver, blow into this for me will you?"
The driver looked at him blearily as he puffed away while several other cars came out of the pub and passed them. With a confidant gaze the copper peered at the breathalyser and stared astonished at a zero reading! "How come it's zero?" he gasped…. you were behaving as drunk as a coot.
"Well", said the driver, It's like this…….."tonight it was my turn to be the decoy"!
EDIT: Just thought a bit of levity was needed here.
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Follow Up By: RMD - Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 21:59
Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 21:59
BUT, The copper was quickly called away to accidents of his mates, side swiped cars, hit and run, T boned a tree ect.
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Follow Up By: Allan B (Sunshine Coast) - Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 23:55
Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 23:55
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No, actually he went back to the pub to join the publican and sergeant for free drinks.
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