JOKE - In a Smoky bar - What did the Patrol say to the Tojo ???

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Reply By: Bros - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 17:41

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 17:41
"Need input".
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Reply By: steve - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 18:26

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 18:26
Was the smoke from the Patrols exhaust as it melted a piston?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Steve.
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Follow Up By: schevchenko - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 20:32

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 20:32
LOL!
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 18:26

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 18:26
schevchenko...........

........... everyone knows that Patrol's can't talk! Only Toyota's are that smart.

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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 18:39

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 18:39
...........I didnt know this was a Gay Bar?
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:02

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:02
"Is that a High Lift Jack you have in your pocket to rescue me, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:44

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:44
"You BITCH!!..... you said you would wait for me while I was getting towed, snatched, shovelled, pushed, winched, air-bagged, and cursed at...."

Sob, sob, sob...

" You sais you would wait for me........ and here you are playing around with a ........ DISCO!!"

Sob, sob, sob.....

" You'll be hearing from my lawyer....... bastard........."

Is this what he said?
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:51

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:51
" Whadd'ya mean.... why can't I be like other 4 x 4's?"

Pause for effect......

"We can't all be bloody perfect like you ALL the time..."

Door slamming sound....

"I've seen you eying off those other vehicles in the car yard..... don't think I havn't noticed..."

Trying to start sound.......

" You toyo's....... all the bloody same....... like us when we are young....... but as soon as we show our age...... bang!....... your off with something else......."

Is THIS what he said?
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:54

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:54
"What's a nice thoroughbred like you doing in a shltty dive like this?"

Come on...... this MUST be what she said!
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:56

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 19:56
Well schevchenko....... I'm the only one giving answers here.........

What did I win?

"What!!!!!?????? A NISSAN????"

Bugger.
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Follow Up By: schevchenko - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 20:31

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 20:31
Solus Lupus - LOLOLOLOL
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Follow Up By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 20:43

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 20:43
......... Okay........ I'll admit it.......... what does it mean?

It's like a foriegn language or something isn't it......... or maybe Nissan speak?

Anyway, I'll take it as a good comment.....

Cheers

Dumb Wolf
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Follow Up By: schevchenko - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 21:38

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 21:38
Its just Latin for 'lone wolf'.
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Follow Up By: Lone Wolf - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 21:43

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 21:43
Hey....... your'e right!!

I did a search on Google........ 'cause I didn't want to believe you, then find out later it was like a sexual disease or something!

I like this new name.......

So tell me, what countries speak latin now? Latin America? .....lol

Cheers

Uno Omnivore
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Reply By: Andrew - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 22:19

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 22:19
The High Country was great today, how was the shopping and school run?
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Follow Up By: schevchenko - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 22:24

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 22:24
LOL - yeah...how was your latte?!
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Victoria) - Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 22:44

Friday, Jul 16, 2004 at 22:44
hehe...I like it Andrew.
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Reply By: mr diamond - Saturday, Jul 17, 2004 at 20:25

Saturday, Jul 17, 2004 at 20:25
the patrol said to the toyo.
geez thats the funniest thing ive seen in ages.
the toyo says whats so funny.
the nissan answers you trying to get up the front step with that crappy ifs.
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Follow Up By: schevchenko - Sunday, Jul 18, 2004 at 16:26

Sunday, Jul 18, 2004 at 16:26
OOOooooo
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