New Member says Hi

how are you john
and heather
whats going on david is going to have to watchout it seems like a croweaters takeover
steve

Hi Steve , Got your message!!. reckon we might have to beat the drum and rally some more Vic's

To all South Aussies,

A Queenslander is drinking in A S.A. bar when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just given birth to a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland.... like i said, my boy is a typical Queensland baby boy."
Congratulations showered on him from all around, and many exclamations of "Strewth"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "You're the father of that typical Qld. baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everyone's been having bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were going to call you; so how much does he weigh now".
The proud father answers, "17 pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Queenslander takes a slow swig from his xxxx beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says...........
"Had him circumcised."
Cheers,
Bros.

Onya Bros
Good Joke ;-) ;-0

Sparkie(IE not Y) ;-)

P.S Croweaters Rule !!

Bloody Croweaters! Looks like the place is going to the birds!

Oh well, Welcome to this mad house called EO.After you have been here a while and you start seeing funny vans parked out the front of your place, dont worry they are looking for THE GREAT STICKER GOD. with all the EO stickers showing up "THEY" are looking for an underground cult springing up all over Aus. Just send them to the Lone Wolf. If we all tell them we are building a secret lab at his place and maybe they will dig his holes for him.

If this is confusing you then you are at the right place.

Sparkie(IE not Y) ;-)

You just keep your MIG to yourself on that side of the border and we'll all be fine!!!

Muddy

Muddy, the way you contribute to the Vic coffers when you come over the green side of the border, is something to behold. It gets me right here! (Bonz holds heart and gazes at the flag)

Not so fast Bonz. Haven't paid the bill yet. Although if I don't I gues I'll be a fine defaulter and will be persecuted and hounded by your Office Of State Revenue till the day I die!!!! And then they'll be into my estate!

I was thinking of driving over to see you for a coffee in the next few weeks but it may take a week to get there because I could only do 10km/h once I hit the border for fear of being zapped again!

I got my UHF installed during the week. All went well. Thanks very much for the offer of assistance but I couldn't wait to get it in and working! It is so hard to leave new toys in the box!!!! Although after having it on for two hours in the city I have now taken the antenna off and turned it off until I get out of town. Never have I heard so much drivel and shyte as on metropolitan UHF.

What is this "green side of the border" crap???? with the rain we have had over the last few weeks I am expecting to drive around SA and see tropical jungle!

Nice to see someone still gazing respectfully at the flag with hand on heart!

Cheers
Muddy

Muddy, you don't have to travel at 10km/h here, just not over the posted limit by more than a few k's or the hidden underground privatised picturetaking speed mafia will get you, and you'll forever be labelled a "bad" person, for thumbing your nose at officialdom.

Let me know when you're over this way and I'll stick the coffee in the plunger and wait for the Muddy arrival.

Munny, haven't seen much from you lately, are you aware of the EO gathering at Robe in November. You better book your leave pass for the weekend and show us around.