late phriday phunny

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children......

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Stevie Wonder has just finished a sell-out concert in Japan and after the
applause has died down he asks the crowd if there's anything they'd like him
to play.

This little Japanese fella at the front is jumping up and down, shouting and
waving his arms like a madman and Stevie asks him what he'd like him to
play.

He shouts "Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord" so Stevie belts out a 2
minute solo in F minor on his piano and the crowd are in raptures.

"No, No" he shouts "play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". A little bit
bemused Stevie does a 3 minute impromptu in A major and gets the crowd
rocking.

The little fella shouts "No, No, I want you to play a jazz chord". Stevie
gives in and says "how does that go then?"

To which he replies.....
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"A jazz chord to say I ruv you!"