Well, I've seen EVERYTHING now!!
Submitted: Thursday, Sep 30, 2004 at 22:48
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Lone Wolf
On the left of this screen, is a little box........."Tips, Quote & Facts"..........
"FACTOnly female ducks can quack!"
Are we surprised? ....... Not...........
The female of any species will ALWAYS make the most noise.
Scientists have found that all the whales that beach themselves, and refuse to be helped back into the ocean are males. They think that because sound travels a long way under
water, it's the only way they can have some peace & quiet....
I'm goin' away to the Flinders............ I can write this, and be brave & not care......... HA..HA.........
All the female readers would have forgiven me by the time I get back.
Cheers
Strong, Silent type Wolf ( male )
Reply By: Member - Blue (VIC) - Thursday, Sep 30, 2004 at 23:01
Thursday, Sep 30, 2004 at 23:01
G'day Lone Wolf... You seem to have overlooked one crucial fact... The female of this species is the one with the memory like an elephant!
Good luck
Blue
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Reply By: motherhen - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 00:29
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 00:29
Yes the female duck quacks - but the male is NOT SILENT. The drake is just as vocal - makes a higher pitched noise. Gee Wolfie - you must be going to be in the Flinders for a very looooong time!
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Follow Up By: Member - Blue (VIC) - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 00:40
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 00:40
I think the drake actually squeals like a wolfie with his Widget in a vice...
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 09:23
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 09:23
it'll be tightened when he gats backs....
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Reply By: GO_OFFROAD - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 08:57
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 08:57
I think wolfie has made some good points, and women everywhere should be able to thank men for what they have, as men have let them have it, for example, we gave them the right to vote, the right to hold a vehicle license and drive, and time away off the chain on the sink ;-)
And we all know women get married in white, because all kitchen appliances are white ;-)
Women have smaller feet than men, so they can stand closer to the sink ;-)
You never buy your wife a watch, because there is a clock on the stove ;-)
And if they annoy you in the lounge room, while your watching
bathurst next week, go out to the kitchen, and shorten the chain ;-))))))
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Reply By: Des Lexic - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 10:05
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 10:05
I'm printing this off before it gets deleted.
Very funny guys and mother hen.
Geez wolfie, I thought I was brave on a keyboard but compared to you, I'm a yellow as it comes.
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Reply By: Wombat - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 11:48
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 11:48
Hey Wolfie,
Did you also know that the only sound in the world that doesn't echo is a duck's quack!
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Reply By: GOB & denny vic member - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 12:26
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 12:26
goodday wolfie
brave wolfie that you are i hope you enjoy time in the ranges because when you come back i think you may need to paddle to keep your chin above the level
by the way i had a look at your site last night and in your list of favorite things to do you missed DIGGING under the house or has Tracy let you off that little detail now
LOL
steve
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Reply By: Rick Blaine - Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 18:38
Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 18:38
as an interesting adjunkt to this very dangerous debate are you all aware that peacocks are on of the few birds that dont lay eggs?
Peahens do
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Follow Up By: Member - Blue (VIC) - Saturday, Oct 02, 2004 at 05:45
Saturday, Oct 02, 2004 at 05:45
Peacocks don't lay eggs because they have...
well... not hens, if that makes sense...
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Reply By: pelbo - Saturday, Oct 02, 2004 at 08:34
Saturday, Oct 02, 2004 at 08:34
...and do you know why women don't fart as often as men? Because they cant keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...
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Reply By: Member - Geoff & Karen - Monday, Oct 04, 2004 at 10:26
Monday, Oct 04, 2004 at 10:26
Why don't you guys ask us females why we are so noisy and do make a lot of noise? It's so we don't have to listen to the shiit and the dribble that comes out of males mouths................. Thats why we make noise, to drown out you guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
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