A must for all 4wders

G'day Truckster,

Makes you wonder doesn't it? Who on earth thinks up these things - so I guess you would save the grey matter but fry your eyes instead. Surely hope this is all just an overreaction because I reckon we'll all look proper d**ks driving arround like that.

Kind regards

There's some funny stuff in some of the links.....someone really has a lot of time on their hands lol

Leroy

Man I gotta get a copy of MindGuard before Mr Scrubby completely takes over my mind. This morning I found myself staring at the base of my UHF antenna base (with the whip removed so that nobody knocks it off) and thinking geez that thing would do some damage to a pedestrian if I was to run into them.

Truckster,
I've bin wearin one for a while now. I made it myself. Doesn't seem to work real well cause the psychotronic mind control carriers are still makin me take wrong turns and get the truck bogged when I'm 'out there'. Maybe I shouldn't have lined the inside.

Regards,

Guys.... not so stupid... If you really want to see some way out & truly mind boggling garbage get hold of a copy of "Nexus" magazine... or just thumb thru it next time you venture into a newsagents...They have everything... anti alien abduction suits.. allfoil condoms for christ knows what reason...the best was a special electronic device to check if you had had any surgery at the hands of aliens..no, no no the best was a stainless steel salad bowl with, what I can only presume is a peltier effect device in it so that when worn helmet fashion and plugged into its own self contained power pack it keeps your brain cool and allows for better brain power....
Trouble with all this is that there are some people who honestly believe in this kind of gear...And when I think about it maybe not so strange... after all I see a shrink because 30 odd years ago i had a few disturbing moments in some tunnels in Vietnam
Ok... gotta go order some allfoil condoms for my next intimate encounter with my microwave...

All versions of MindGuard have the following features:

Biorhythmic synchronization > This is to keep the visits to the longdrop in sequence

Birthname based numerological functions > This is used to work out exactly which model of whatever new toy you can have

Logging > For SWMBO to note all the stupid things that we do for use at MIL's place

Support for all known psychotronic carriers> Apparently much better offroad than troopy

Modular carrier system for easy upgrades > Three times as good as any roof rack

DePsych mind deprogrammer removes post-psychotronic empagrams> This one is to help people who own Patrols after they have been recovered by a L/cruiser

Automatic signal deciphering >This is of great use when trying to work out what SWMBO means when guiding you up the driveway with caravan

Dishevel-Bippsie, PsyDET, LZI, and LZII algorithms>Something to do with computers I think

Amiga MindGuard v3.10 has these additional features:

Commodity support > Ensures that there is a supermarket no more than 10 mins from wherever youdecide to camp

Speech abilities >To help SWMBO work out what it is that you are telling her after helping your mates set up camp and check fridge temp

MindGuard X has these additional features:

Multiuserability >This just means that SWMBO can use it

Scalable biorhythm graph> Something to do with the long part of longdrop.

Log Viewer > As above but slightly different

Leave nothing but footprints & take nothing but photos

just like scrubba been wearing mine for a whole now it,s fantastic ,so happens i,ve got one for all the members of the family you should see the look,s we get from passing car,s words can not explian there,s only one down side ,that is you cant wear them in a electical storm i found out the hard way cheer,s GREENDOG