Muddy, a tribute to you from a friend in
Adelaide, via another friend ;-)
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah, right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to
the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around
the dog's testicles. sure enough, the dog stops snoring!
The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
with his mates. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes
to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he
stands in front of the
toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and, as he walks
back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where
we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"
Yeh, I know you habe probably seen it before but please have a safe and happy day tomorrow folks