Merry Christmas
Submitted: Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 09:40
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Santa.Clause
Ho! Ho! Ho!.
First of all i would love to wish you all a very merry christmas.
I would also like to thank you all for all the good wishes and lovely letters i also recieved during the last 12 months.Thank you all.
Id just like to explain a few things to you great people about some of your presents.
(1)I do check the naughty/nice list twice.
(2)If you didnt recieve what you wished for you might have been on my naughty list.
(3)Due to the high taxes for flying in australian air space i did have to skimp on some of the bigger presents that some people ordered.
(4)Truckster i know you have been hastling me all year for a 3ltr GU patrol but 2 reasons you didnt get one.1 It wouldnt fit down your chimney and 2 you were on top of my naughty list.PS sending 53287852738626384763872 letters asking for one will not help!
(5)If you did not get what you wished for try being a little nicer this coming year!!.
Any way i had better keep on delivering.My job never ends.
Well you enjoy a safe and happy time and best wishes from all here(except from grumpy elf)and enjoy some great times with familly and friends.
Dashing through the snow in a 7 reindeered sleigh.
With all that booze you left.
Ill be stagering all day.(Thank god for gps).
Reply By: Member- Rox (WA) - Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 09:55
Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 09:55
Santa `I am traveling round @ present in Mlb do you need my Gps location??????
Ps you can have the snow I am too cold now got use to all
the desert heat!!!!!
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Follow Up By: Santa.Clause - Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 10:06
Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 10:06
Ho Ho Ho Rox.
I did visit you last night.
If you didnt get what you were after you might have been naughty and forgot that you were.
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 10:52
Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 10:52
he's a fake Rox....i've been good all year and didnt get want I wanted either!
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Follow Up By: Santa.Clause - Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 12:32
Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 12:32
Ho Ho Ho! nudenut.
The reason you did'nt get what you wanted is i spotted you earlier this year cursing elves!!
What people dont realise is the amount of input that the elves actually have in who is considered naughty/nice.
Hence the reason!
Now next year i will be keeping a special eye on You.
So be good for goodness sake.
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Sunday, Dec 26, 2004 at 10:43
Sunday, Dec 26, 2004 at 10:43
your imps deserved being cursed....they said if my ears were any bigger i could fly....
so is it any wonder what their life would be like if you'd had given them enough oxygen at birth?
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Reply By: Allan Mac (VIC) - Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 23:31
Saturday, Dec 25, 2004 at 23:31
Yeah you ol bugga I was nice and you stuffed up my order..cant you read you ol sh**. gunna have to send me list to sumone more reliable next yeer you ol fake and Pi**pot..drunk me beer but didnt feed the raindeer did ya...!!
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