Isn't it amazing...

It gets worse ... fruit juice is now bad for us according to tonights news. Seems food is bad for us .. but if that is the case how come all those starving people don't look healthy. Or do they????

Jack

i've got protection too...a bandaid!

Talking of BAD advice, in Perth we get this stupid little magazine with our gas bill, telling us about cost saving ideas, and stuff.

In this months issue it goes on about changing your BBQ to natural gas, so you can run it off the mains and blah blah blah, and then it gives some helpfull hints, one of which says...... put alfoil in the drip tray, not sand..... WHAT THE !!!!!

I did this when I was young and silly, and ended up with a fat fire in my BBQ that nearly burnt a hole in the plastic sheeting on the patio, and had to put it out with a fire extinguisher ! We were cooking chicken snags and chicken wings.

A few years later we had a BBQ grog-up at work, and the guy who organised everything forgot to put sand in the drip tray. Ended up with a fat fire, burning his hands, ruining the food and it buggered the BBQ plate.

It's like the time I was in Africa some guy in Rhodesia went to bite on a not quite ripe bannana and accidantally poked himself in the eye. Eye surgery and 4 weeks in hospital. See,anything can be bad for you, anything can go wrong, it's just a matter of timing. I just went for a sip of my wine and am wondering why its spilled all over my right shoulder. Oops, it's bad, it's wrong, it must be my timing. Cheers.