new digital camera
Submitted: Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 22:07
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Diamond (Vic)
i must say i dont know to much about digital cameras
well any camera in fact but i must say you have to give it to the japanese when it comes to being way ahead of the rest when it comes to technology.
i was reading today that they have invented a camera that is soooooo quick that it can actually photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
i know its to late for friday funnies so consider it a saturday silly.
ps my wife told me this joke.
cheers
Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 22:18
Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 22:18
It must operate on the cessation of noise.
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Follow Up By: Diamond (Vic) - Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 22:25
Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 22:25
if it works on the cessation of noise it would last a life time me thinks.
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Follow Up By: Gajm (VIC) - Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 23:53
Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 23:53
They do, I've had one for about 10 years...I can't tell you what the
pic quality is like, it hasn't taken any yet
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Reply By: Member - Jimbo (VIC) - Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 23:13
Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 23:13
Jim,
you need to get hold of an old $5 note, the purple one.
It has on it something that defies logic and any sense of reason.
On one side there are 15 women and not one of them has their mouth open.
IMPOSSIBLE.
Cheers,
Jim.
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Follow Up By: peter in sa - Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 23:29
Saturday, Feb 26, 2005 at 23:29
BUGGA my wife aint on that 5 dallar note what a shame
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Sunday, Feb 27, 2005 at 08:57
Sunday, Feb 27, 2005 at 08:57
Now, now...... come on Mr. Diamond.
You neglected to tell the good people here that this camera is actually a spin off from the U S Army. It has amazing light gathering capabilities, which is why operatives used to take them away with them on night sorties.
It is because of this, and this alone, that the camera comes up trumps whilst photographing the female of the species....... they are asleep!
Okay, I'm outa here!!
Wolfie
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Reply By: Mike Harding - Sunday, Feb 27, 2005 at 09:23
Sunday, Feb 27, 2005 at 09:23
>can actually photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Nothing wrong with a woman with her mouth open.
Mike Harding :)
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