WHAT I REALLY LEARNED AS I MATURED!

Submitted: Friday, May 06, 2005 at 15:32
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What I've learned as I've matured---- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "to hell with 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

Have a great weekend everyone !!!
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Reply By: fisho64 - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 01:25

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 01:25
WOW with a past like that you've got an excuse for some SERIOUS crimes!!
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Reply By: Member - Davoe (WA) - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 13:37

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 13:37
Youv'e got 4 days off now so get out from behind the computer and get into it, Should be plenty of mud about to play in
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Follow Up By: Coops (WA) - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 14:03

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 14:03
Willem due this arvo now and club run Sunday so it just might happen
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