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Submitted: Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 08:53
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trouble in the nut house

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved
another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the
hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his
office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that
you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later
killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to
dry."
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 08:56

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 08:56
Just remember.........

Life is like a shlt sandwich.....

The more bread you have, the less shlt you have to eat....

Wolfie
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Follow Up By: Wayne (NSW) - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 09:15

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 09:15
Wolf,

That is terrible, I will never brown bread again.

BTW Have a good trip,enjoy yourself, take heaps of photos, don't get too attached to your mates vehicle, it is only a Nissan.

When will you be back?

Wayne
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Follow Up By: Lone Wolf - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 09:22

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 09:22
Wayne,

I am hoping to be back by about the 2 nd. June.

There are about 10 - 12 vehicles going, so if I am good, I might be able to befriend a Toyota driver, and swap for a bit....lol.....

Gotta go now, Tracy has just given me the LIST. "Ian, go forth and get these things, I want them, and I want them NOW!!!!"

Whew, I'm gonna be all buggered when I finish doing her list, and I'll want to have a teeny weeny little sleep, but then that'll make 5 sleeps, till I go away...... instead of 4....... bugger......

"I'm coming Tracy!!!"

I think I'd better go now..........

Wolfie
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 13:48

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 13:48
You poor thing. Mrs Footloose is in thye big smoke this weekend and I've just finished my housework :) At least Tracey has the decency to go away while you're tripping the light fantastic. Better than getting back and being nagged for 6 months :))
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 19:02

Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 19:02
Wolfie,
Don't listen to Wayne,,,,,,you can get as attached as you like to the Nissan. We may end up with another smart Nissan owner after you return from your trip.
Avagooden mate
Roachie
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Reply By: Truckster (Vic) - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 14:23

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 14:23
Hey Gob give me another call, will sus out ya PC today if you like. mobile phone shti itself lost yer #...
0400 425 296
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