A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro.
> > > He took off down the
> > > >road, pushed it up to 130 kmph, and was enjoying
> > > the wind blowing
> > > >through his(thinning) hair.
> > > >
> > > >"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an
> > > even higher speed.
> > > >
> > > >But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and
> > > there was a
Police Car
> > > >behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away
> > > from him with
> > > >No problem" thought the man and he floored it some
> > > more, and flew down
> > > >the road at over 210 kmph to escape being stopped.
> > > >
> > > >Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm
> > > too old for this kind
> > > >of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road,
> > > and waited for the
> > > >
Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman
> > > pulled in behind the
> > > >Monaro and walked up on the driver's side.
> > > >
> > > >"Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is
> > > Friday the 13th. If you
> > > >can give me a good reason why you were speeding
> > > that I've never heard
> > > >before, I'll let you go."
> > > >
> > > >The man looked back at the Policeman and said,
> > > "Last week my wife ran
> > > >off with a Policeman, and I thought you were
> > > bringing her
> > > >back."
> > > >
> > > >"Have a nice day sir and drive carefully"