Wombie....Kate Hudson?

Submitted: Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:15
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Happy Birthday Wombat, was Kate Hudson draped across your Astra this morning?

Have a great day Paul..

Lynda
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Reply By: Lone Wolf - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:25

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:25
He can have Kate, I want her mom.... Goldie!!!
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:41

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:41
goldie's an old bag these days!
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:52

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:52
"goldie's an old bag these days!"
At your age your fussy?????
Actually, Goldie would be a great person to have dinner with.
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:56

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 08:56
whats wrong with my age...and i wasnt thinking of dinner which is what Young blokes think of ....not to be confused with oldies who think of what it was like

but yeah she would be scream at dinner....
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Follow Up By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:58

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:58
Wolfie, Goldie was the best thing since sliced bread until I first saw Kate, so I guess that makes Goldie the second best thing since sliced bread. Hmmmmm, how'd you like to be the meat in that 'sliced bread' sandwich.

Nudey, Your taste is questionable - to say the least. But then yours is the second worst head I've ever seen!!!!!! Unless you meant she was an 'Old Hawn Bag'.

Al, I think the lovely Ms Hawn would be wonderful dinner company . . . . . afterwards.
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Reply By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 09:35

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 09:35
Id be happy with a real doll :(
www.realdoll.com
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Follow Up By: Glenn (VIC) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:06

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:06
I wholeheartedly agree with you Truckster

Cheers

Glenn
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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:34

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:34
yup,
no hassles,
no headaches,
no lies,
no cheating,
no spending my $,
no having to buy it anything,
never have to talk to it,
it wont tell u its right when its wrong,
wont bang ya mates without you giving approval,
wont get fat,
wont complain about its ar$e getting bigger,
wont have to pull down its socks to show you its funbags....

how could you lose?
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:43

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:43
this has gotta be sick....
but i'm gunna have look
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:53

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 10:53
sent link to a kiwi....might be better than a NZ hooker!MPG:4!
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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:32

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:32
What ya think Nudie, wanna cut the freight costs with me and Glen and get 1 each?
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Follow Up By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:59

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:59
Bruce and Glenn, YOU GUYS ARE SICK PUPPIES!
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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:21

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:21
na, just married... same shiat I suppose..

but not for long :D
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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:43

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:43
Trucky, your links never cease to amaze me... :)
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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:44

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:44
Would you like a copy of my Favorites ?? :D
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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:46

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:46
I have a feeling I've seen a few of them already....so...PASS!
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Follow Up By: Member - Toonfish - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 16:33

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 16:33
and a realdoll's farts dont stink
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Reply By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:21

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:21
Is this a Wombie birthday wish???

Seems to have run off the track!! Have a good one Paul.

Andrew
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Follow Up By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:07

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:07
Thank you Andrew. I should have known that you would be the sensible one from this mob of reprobates . . . . not!
Actually, Helen and I were discussing how hilarious Act 13, Scene 6 from your holiday must have been. You know the one - where the poor old lady breaks her ankle and along comes Doc Holiday, complete with his Groucho Marx glasses and nose, twiddling his cigar - "Keep clear please, I'm a Doctor". . . "no I reaaalllly am a doctor!" Or were you on you best professional behaviour?
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:17

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:17
Happy Birthday Paul!! ( its me Jen...)

I will have to let on that andrew in fact DID NOT tell them he was a doctor....he let the guides try and do what they were doing....until they wanted the poor lady to stand up and walk on her broken ankle!!! He then stood there very calmly and said " I think she is going to faint..better lie her down" to which they took no notice of...I mean why would you take notice of some guy walking up behind in an akubra, dark sunnies etc etc LOL So he said it again just as the poor lady lost all color and they lay here down. At this point I said to the husband of the lady... he is a doctor... and andrew fessed up!!!!! He is the silent type you know!!! Then he had some other guide try and argue that it was not broken etc etc. Anyway, she was wheelbarrowed out of the gorge and we found out later she had to have her ankle pinned in 3 places at Kununurra Hospital. Imagined if she had walked on it like the guides wanted her to do!!!!

Just thought I'd clarify...Andrew really is professional and a bloody good Doc Holiday!!!!!

Jen
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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:46

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:46
.....and who's impersonation of Groucho Marx is second to none...

well done Son!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Follow Up By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:50

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:50
Thanks for the kind wishes Jen.
"He is the silent type you know!!!" . . . . . not!!!!! I looked in the dictionary and there was no photograph of Andrew next to 'Silent'.

. . . . but there was one next to 'Humble' and 'Gregarious'.

You didn't need to clarify "Andrew really is professional and a bloody good Doc Holiday!!!!!", as I'm sure everyone who has had the pleasure of meeting him knows that instinctively, and also knows that he truely does believe that laughter is the best medicine.
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 13:00

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 13:00
I know I didnt need to clarify....I was just laughing to myself as I recalled the events of that day!!!! There is the story of his bedside manner though...maybe member Melissa can retell that one!!!! Yes, Andrew certainly provided some laughs throughout the trip....

Enjoy the rest of your day

Jen
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Follow Up By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 13:06

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 13:06
I'm actually a bit worried that Miff hasn't been seen or heard of on EO since Andrew confessed that he had a personal inspection of her drawers and their contents.
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 13:35

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 13:35
ROFL.......I think I will leave that one well alone!!

Jen
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Follow Up By: Member - Melissa - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 21:51

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 21:51
Okay my turn...Jen's retelling of the story re the lady with the broken ankle is pretty accurate except that she forgot to mention that having diagnosed it was broken, Andrew then gave it a whack which nearly made her faint again ;-). As to his personality all I can say is that he did fess up to having "always been a tosser". Despite this dubious proclaimation he obviously has a good eye and was able to recognise the quality of my drawers LOL!

;o) Melissa
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 21:55

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 21:55
Yeh Yeh Yeh..... what everyone meant to say is 'Happy Birthday Wombat'

Dunno what has been going on while I have been working!
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Reply By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:51

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 11:51
OMG I forgot to look. I drove the truck in to work today. What if she was there and I've just left her cold . . . . . and lonely. I think I'd better go back home and check!

Thanks for the kind wishes guys.
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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:47

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:47
at least she would have defrosted by now....
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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:49

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:49
Defrosted - warm AND wet...
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Follow Up By: Wombat - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:51

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 12:51
Stop it Bruce, I'm getting these horrible images that are making me feel sick.
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Reply By: locallaw - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 17:23

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 17:23
Gidday,When I was young I could do it all night but now it takes me all night to do.
Seeya Locallaw
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 18:23

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 at 18:23
Yes yes yes happy birthday old bat!.....WOM bat that is, may the birthday fairy smile on you and all your family

And all I want draped across my bonnet is CLASSIFIED and Marie
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