Wombie....Kate Hudson?

goldie's an old bag these days!

"goldie's an old bag these days!"
At your age your fussy?????
Actually, Goldie would be a great person to have dinner with.

whats wrong with my age...and i wasnt thinking of dinner which is what Young blokes think of ....not to be confused with oldies who think of what it was like

but yeah she would be scream at dinner....

Wolfie, Goldie was the best thing since sliced bread until I first saw Kate, so I guess that makes Goldie the second best thing since sliced bread. Hmmmmm, how'd you like to be the meat in that 'sliced bread' sandwich.

Nudey, Your taste is questionable - to say the least. But then yours is the second worst head I've ever seen!!!!!! Unless you meant she was an 'Old Hawn Bag'.

Al, I think the lovely Ms Hawn would be wonderful dinner company . . . . . afterwards.

I wholeheartedly agree with you Truckster

Cheers

Glenn

yup,
no hassles,
no headaches,
no lies,
no cheating,
no spending my $,
no having to buy it anything,
never have to talk to it,
it wont tell u its right when its wrong,
wont bang ya mates without you giving approval,
wont get fat,
wont complain about its ar$e getting bigger,
wont have to pull down its socks to show you its funbags....

how could you lose?

this has gotta be sick....
but i'm gunna have look

sent link to a kiwi....might be better than a NZ hooker!MPG:4!

What ya think Nudie, wanna cut the freight costs with me and Glen and get 1 each?

Bruce and Glenn, YOU GUYS ARE SICK PUPPIES!

na, just married... same shiat I suppose..

but not for long :D

Trucky, your links never cease to amaze me... :)

Would you like a copy of my Favorites ?? :D

I have a feeling I've seen a few of them already....so...PASS!

and a realdoll's farts dont stink

Thank you Andrew. I should have known that you would be the sensible one from this mob of reprobates . . . . not!
Actually, Helen and I were discussing how hilarious Act 13, Scene 6 from your holiday must have been. You know the one - where the poor old lady breaks her ankle and along comes Doc Holiday, complete with his Groucho Marx glasses and nose, twiddling his cigar - "Keep clear please, I'm a Doctor". . . "no I reaaalllly am a doctor!" Or were you on you best professional behaviour?

Happy Birthday Paul!! ( its me Jen...)

I will have to let on that andrew in fact DID NOT tell them he was a doctor....he let the guides try and do what they were doing....until they wanted the poor lady to stand up and walk on her broken ankle!!! He then stood there very calmly and said " I think she is going to faint..better lie her down" to which they took no notice of...I mean why would you take notice of some guy walking up behind in an akubra, dark sunnies etc etc LOL So he said it again just as the poor lady lost all color and they lay here down. At this point I said to the husband of the lady... he is a doctor... and andrew fessed up!!!!! He is the silent type you know!!! Then he had some other guide try and argue that it was not broken etc etc. Anyway, she was wheelbarrowed out of the gorge and we found out later she had to have her ankle pinned in 3 places at Kununurra Hospital. Imagined if she had walked on it like the guides wanted her to do!!!!

Just thought I'd clarify...Andrew really is professional and a bloody good Doc Holiday!!!!!

Jen

.....and who's impersonation of Groucho Marx is second to none...

well done Son!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thanks for the kind wishes Jen.
"He is the silent type you know!!!" . . . . . not!!!!! I looked in the dictionary and there was no photograph of Andrew next to 'Silent'.

. . . . but there was one next to 'Humble' and 'Gregarious'.

You didn't need to clarify "Andrew really is professional and a bloody good Doc Holiday!!!!!", as I'm sure everyone who has had the pleasure of meeting him knows that instinctively, and also knows that he truely does believe that laughter is the best medicine.

I know I didnt need to clarify....I was just laughing to myself as I recalled the events of that day!!!! There is the story of his bedside manner though...maybe member Melissa can retell that one!!!! Yes, Andrew certainly provided some laughs throughout the trip....

Enjoy the rest of your day

Jen

I'm actually a bit worried that Miff hasn't been seen or heard of on EO since Andrew confessed that he had a personal inspection of her drawers and their contents.

ROFL.......I think I will leave that one well alone!!

Jen

Okay my turn...Jen's retelling of the story re the lady with the broken ankle is pretty accurate except that she forgot to mention that having diagnosed it was broken, Andrew then gave it a whack which nearly made her faint again ;-). As to his personality all I can say is that he did fess up to having "always been a tosser". Despite this dubious proclaimation he obviously has a good eye and was able to recognise the quality of my drawers LOL!

;o) Melissa

Yeh Yeh Yeh..... what everyone meant to say is 'Happy Birthday Wombat'

Dunno what has been going on while I have been working!

at least she would have defrosted by now....

Defrosted - warm AND wet...

Stop it Bruce, I'm getting these horrible images that are making me feel sick.