I drive just like an oldie
I apologise for that
I even drive a 4wd
And wear a funny hat
I may not be too clever
I may not be too smart
I might be old and stupid
But at least I look the part
I stay
well back from peoples rears
And very rarely speed
Dont overtake on the left hand side
I just dont see the need
I smile when people let me in
I usually wave
Thank you I say inside my car
That really makes my day
Its always please and thank you
And never shove or push
No manners is a dreadful thing
It makes me want to blush
No you go first I smile and think
I've done my deed today
A pity that they get in then
They turn the other way
No thanks no smile
Get outta here
I'm in a hurry, scram
They press the pedal harder and
Away they go then BAM
Their little car is dented
And maybe they are too
It seems that some are quick to drive
Themselves into the poo
So little time these days
It's hurry push and shove
The bottom line when black you see
Is what the bosses love
The message of this little scribe
Is don't go round the bend
You see, its all the same my friend
We all meet in the end
So take it easy as you live
Some manners wont go wrong
Enjoy and live your life until
They sound the final gong
Its all a matter of your deeds you see
Not what you think or say
Slow down and think of others and
You'll live another day.