Person found dead in the bush

What an amusing chap you are.

Let us hope nothing bad ever befalls your family.

Mike Harding

death is a part of life my friend, you did not mention any names or personal aspects of the deceased, so there fore i am assuming you did not know the person or have any inclination as to who the person may be, to make a reply like yours i fear there may be sadness in your heart which i fear has led you to the belief that every time there is a death that we must all feel remorseful & sad. in three words get over it. perhaps this poor chap had an incurable disease & decided that was the way he wished to go sitting out in the bush, under the stars enjjoying the surround sounds & ambience, what ever it was i doubt your remorseness would bring him back & if ever anything bad does happen to my family ill come looking for YOU.

>death is a part of life my friend,

I'm not your friend Santa and it's unlikely I ever shall be.

>so there fore i am assuming you did not know the person

Correct.

>to make a reply like yours

I was merely responding to your callousness. A man dies alone - who knows under what circumstances - and all you can do is make fun of it.

>that every time there is a death that we must all feel remorseful & sad.

No. I've lived too long and seen too much to believe that.

>perhaps this poor chap had an incurable disease & decided that was
>the way he wished to go sitting out in the bush

Perhaps this poor chap had just lost his children to some dreadful accident and took his life - how the f??k do you know? So don't joke about it.

>if ever anything bad does happen to my family ill come looking for
>YOU

Good.

Mike Harding

Mike,

ease up mate, I don't reckon to many people would find OM's reply offensive, except maybe my 3&1/2 year old who is hang'n for the bearded one allready

Browny

Sh*t for brains

Leichardt?
How long was his beard?
RIP
Greg

dear mike im not santa

not to hijack the thread but you comming down to Port Vincent with your club this weekend alan
warren

G'day Warren,
No we can't come, the car is not rigged for camping at the moment and the cook is working anyway.
I think about 20 are going.

Hey Warren,

What he conveniently "forgot" to mention is that he is deep bleep with his SWMBO for bending the subaroo on a sand dune and she has commandeered the 50 series until he gets her car fixed.......but she wouldn't drive it around with the tent on the roof, so he's had to de-tent it for a couple of weeks...hehehehehe

Cheers blokes

Roachie

Have you been naughty Pesty?

Ooops, that Des Lexia is catching. I think I've also got bird flu - I've started sprouting feathers and laughing like a kookaburra.

Now what did you do to upset Elaine?

I just keep breathing, thats enough to keep in the bleep

Hey Wombat,

Pesty and Des lexic are blood brothers....so you weren't as far off the mark as you may have thought. It is positively painful to see them together (especially if a certain "LUCY" is nearby) as they all end up with very wet pockets from all the pyssing that goes on between them...hahahahaha

The three Stooges, eh?

Hey Roachie,

Funny how in all the times I see Des, he has neglected to tell me about bending the wifes pride and joy. did he tell you about the fence he met last year??? Hmmmmmm, seems some driver edumication is needed.. :-)

By the way are you buying the Jet Ski he emailed you?

When the suby got bent (very minor no repairs necessary) SHE was driving and it was about 12 months ago. No damage received since then apart from the usual supermarket kisses.

PS RE the Jet Ski, Roachie has already asked me where to contact the owner as the cruiser would be better in better condition than his trol.

Are we taliking about the jet ski that was being launched from the back of the 4by OR the other piccy I saw of the bloke from NSW who was trying to sell his jet ski......his photo of it wasn't very clear.....there was this massive mammery gland in the middle of the pic!!!!

Which jet ski would you prefer to look at?

over 50k between kal and kambalda. It can be fairly easy to get disorientated in the bush as it crowds your vision with no landmarks (but not that easy) From the reports it seemed he was a well set up bushwalker not a lost person. Greatest invention of the 20th century was the gps i reckon

How many of us take the GPS and waypoint the car as a precaution when going into the bush for a leak????????

LOL

dont forget small units like etrexs can be held with one hand leaving the other for vital functions

Not a problem if you leak beside the car. Saves buying a GPS :))))))))

the distance walked from the vehicle to take a leak is in inverse proportion to the amount of beers drunk (driver excepted of course)
1 beer= 20 m
2 beers =10m
4 beers =5 m
6 beers=step out of car
10beers= wave to passing traffic----------- and not with your hands

Spot on Davoe LOL