I can Say This Now Because He Should Have Left Home
Submitted: Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 13:24
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Member - 'Lucy'
There is a man from Terang
Who is prone to things going twang
First it was his battery
Then his tendon near his artery
And now its the thing he calls a thumb
How could he be so dumb.
Has had to walk to the hospital to have it dressed apparently and is being treated for depression caused by 'un-bloke' type behaviour in the new garage.
This person is the real 'Dyslexic' of the
forum whose SWMBO has stated that he is never to be left home alone un supervised.
I think I have to concur.
(thinks he is Bonz the Tool Man) (Ooops! shouldn't have said)
Reply By: Willem - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 14:15
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 14:15
Looks like you have taken over as CHIEF STIRRER here, mate.......LOL
Yeah, I have heard of this accident prone fella............
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 14:23
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 14:23
All I can say is that I was p i s s e d & amazed when I heard about it and whenhe finally fessed up that it was correct.
Now! I am still ROFLMAO and I will be seeing him this weekend, so the bagging will continue big time.
Told him I was going to 'post' it and he begged me not to, so I said alright.
Yeah! right. Had to wait till he left home and the puter first though.
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Australia) - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 14:37
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 14:37
What happened here Ken, did I miss something, I can't allocate much time to
forum reading these days...what happened ?
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 15:13
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 15:13
Oh! just a 'Bonz-ism'
Somehow took off the top of a thumb with a circular saw.
'Nothing to report' according to him, however that 'nothing' requires him to attend the hospital to have it inspected and re-dressed. (had to walk, so I am guessing it has affected the driving that 'nothing')
I intend to interrogate the said individual this weekend - using Guantanamo Bay tactics/methods if necessary to extract the truth of it all.
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Australia) - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 16:07
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 16:07
Good grief, the man always seems so calm and collected when I'm with him. I didn't know that under that cool exterior lives such a goose. No wonder he wont venture off road without company....
well can't blame him with his bang bus I suppose.
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Follow Up By: Member - John (Vic) - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 19:44
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 19:44
Ken you sure he didn't drive because he did not want to bleed all over the carpet in the Pootrol?
Poor Bugga.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 20:22
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 20:22
Oh, how I wish this bonza bloke would get himself a bloody yota......that would be much-more befitting his accident-prone disposition!!! He is a disgrace to the GU-owners "family"...lolololol
Of course, I am the perfect example of how a bloke SHOULD do things in the shed!!!!! (not)
Cheers
Roachie
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Follow Up By: Member - John (Vic) - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 21:14
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 21:14
Not just any yota but a real yota, A Troopy!!!!!
Real men bleed in Troopy's you know.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 10:54
Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 10:54
NOW I am home let me clarify, I did drive to said hospital, it was simply a minor graze, which to a yota man seems like one limb missing.
Roachie i have a yota hahahah
Robbo, you just wait, there is more embellishment in this post than a wet dream in a jeep hahahahah
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 11:04
Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 11:04
Quote: "Robbo, you just wait, there is more embellishment in this post than a wet dream in a jeep"..........RAOFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonz......that's the ONLY bloody thing you CAN do in a Jeepney (ie: have a wet dream........hahahaha maybe with some manual assistance in Lucy's case I suspect!!!!!! hehehehe) What a crack-up.
Bonz, he did actually MM me and said that he may have over-estimated the seriousness of the life-threatening injuries you sustained.
Still RAOFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Roachie
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Reply By: GOB & denny vic member - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 17:43
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 17:43
you are cruel cruel people picking on a poor defencless (
well away from his putor) fellow eo member
its not easy being dislexia
????????
steve
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Reply By: Moneypit - Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 22:15
Saturday, Nov 19, 2005 at 22:15
I spose he can't be sescribed as being all fingers and thumbs now. More like fingers and thumb!
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Reply By: Member - 'Lucy' - Sunday, Nov 20, 2005 at 14:28
Sunday, Nov 20, 2005 at 14:28
I saw trhe said individual yesterday and today and can report that it is not as bad as suspected.
He denies the walking to hospital bit, however SWMBO told me different the other day.
Also, he is not allowed unsupervised in the garage any more and definitely prohibited from touching power
tools of any kind who SWMBO is absent from the residence.
In actual fact, he is undertaking an early return to work program just so he can keep the remaining hands, fingers, thumbs etc intact.
Yep! some mothers do 'ave them'
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Sunday, Nov 20, 2005 at 21:11
Sunday, Nov 20, 2005 at 21:11
Well I'm glad Marilyn is feeling Bonza again. If he wants to use my phsunymdo(sudonim dislexically) he can if he asks me nicely. I am not a passion fingers in the workshop and I can account for all my digits.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Sunday, Nov 20, 2005 at 21:38
Sunday, Nov 20, 2005 at 21:38
It all seemed to happen after I checked out his new workshop too, though I have no blame for it. No bandages when I saw him and he said he was looking forward to getting back to work. Nearly have to doubt that now. LOL
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Reply By: Member - Crazie (VIC) - Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 10:11
Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 10:11
Its ok mate, we had 15 people supervising his welding yesterday
I think we make him go around in a suit of armour.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 11:07
Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 11:07
Crazie,
I think in Bonz's case a suit of armour and a welder in the same shed might not be such a gr8 idea........
.....I can just see the headlines now "MAN WELDS HIMSELF INTO A SUIT OF ARMOUR" HAHAHAHAH
Cheers mate
Roachie
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Follow Up By: Member - Crazie (VIC) - Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 11:39
Monday, Nov 21, 2005 at 11:39
Least he wouldn't cut anything... hahaha
very funny headlines
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