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Submitted: Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 14:14
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all that,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some heroin. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the
s**t out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little f****r makes me run around the forest
Like an idiot every time he's on speed!"
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Reply By: Penguin (NSW) - Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 14:43

Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 14:43
Bob and Tony were quietly having lunch at a picnic area when they noticed a gorgeous woman nearby who was obviously choking on some food. She was starting to turn blue and was obviously in a great deal of trouble.

Bob immediately went over to her, quickly removed her top and pants, and proceded to lick her from the back of her ankles up to the back of her neck. She coughed up the offending item and recovered from her ordeal.

When they sat down again, Tony said to Bob, " You know, that's the first time I've ever seen the hind lick manoeuvre used".

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Reply By: Sky Hornet - Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 14:59

Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 14:59
I have a joke.... Truckster... HA HA HA LMAO
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Follow Up By: GOB & denny vic member - Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 16:57

Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 16:57
i wouldnt pick on truckie you may end up with a bad case of the phantom SHOE LACE
lmao

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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 18:29

Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 18:29
Poor Taste SH
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Follow Up By: gramps - Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 18:42

Friday, Jan 13, 2006 at 18:42
School holidays are over soon :)))
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Reply By: gramps - Saturday, Jan 14, 2006 at 11:35

Saturday, Jan 14, 2006 at 11:35
A little late but .......

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