I DID IT!!!

Yeah Right...So we still believe in the Tooth Fairy too.....and when do you tell her about the Lay By's ????

Shop til you drop Wolfie.

Cheers
Rick n Julie

As if ..... It's not April 1 yet Wolfie :)))))

Did you know that there are rules for going to a camping store? And coming home with only one thing isn't amongst them!

Wolfie ,

What were your feelings as you walked amongst the latest camping chairs without testing them for comfort ? Was that a tic as you marched straight past the rack of Columbia shirts and new wet weather gear ? Did you flinch as you noticed the new water containers , but kept walking straight on ? Were you teary eyed as you paid for the swag and held back from discussing the latest LED head light on display ? Did you nearly swoon when you walked straight past the the map and book stand near the counter , with the NEW Australian 4WD Atlas on display ? Did you swear when at the exit you saw the sign saying " Do not miss our new Stainless Steel Tent Pegs " ?

Maybe you are in need of post trauma counselling Wolfie . Either counselling , or your wife should take you back to the shop immediately , so that you can come to terms this very traumatic event .

Maybe when your wife sees how badly this event has affected you , she might be a little more understanding in the future . She must understand , it is a problem which affects one in three males in the Australian population . It is a problem we all face and have to come to terms with - it won't just go away . The sooner politicians recognise the problem and legislate to relieve this disastrous threat to male campers , the sooner the pressure will be off our mental health system .

Thud - there's the Herald - I wonder how many branches I lost of my Grevillea this morning .

Willie .

The guys at ExplorOz have'nt made it public,Wolfie,but they have incorporated a Lie Detector in the software,derived in part from the fishermens "Whopper Stopper" (the electronic one,not the hunk of wood with the two thumb holes)..Do you want to run that shopping story past us again....?..When will you accidently locate those little knik-knax you may have "stashed" away so they can trickle out of captivity to once again,experience the lite of day,while,at the same time,being the foundation for a multitude of "must have" stories,associated with these new (well,the were) outdoor essentials and the swag?..Suggest you stash a bottle of Rid in the swag..I always keep one in mine.Why do mozzies have to make that dreadful noise..Flys don't!..Enjoy (No doubt,somone will wish you sweet dreams..In your new swag)! RockyOne!MPG:7!

And what did you learn from this traumatic experience?

MMM,
Your a stronger man than I.
Went to local camping store for JUST 2 poles, 4 pegs, and a couple of ropes....
At that point the wheels fell off the restraint wagon, oh the pain.
But then again thats half the fun eh.

Very sad effort...............

You went there, she expected you to buy heaps more, you had the money to buy more, and you didn't??????!!!!!?????

Hell has started freezing over...............

Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie........

Just what am I going to do???

Here am I using you as a role model to explain to SWMBO that this is how the real 4by owner operates, and you let the whole team down........shame, shame, shame.

I will just put it down to a temporary lapse of concentration on your behalf.

You sir, are the 'Jones's' that we, the common folk, look to and try to keep up with.

I have lost count of the useless amount of stuff I have purchased, just to keep the name, 'shop-ala-Wolfie', going. Sad times Wolfie...............

Regards
Michael B (SA)

I think we are all missing the point.
Forget the swag bit - He never had a HONDA, before going to the 'camping' store!!!!

Now thats a job well done wolfie.

Yeah Willie (Ep-Syd) I know I will have to have a "work party" 'n fix my pix..(Don't hold yer breath tho...) Have fun (and a red or two..help the wine glut to un-glut) RockyOne

It can...I went to electrical wholesaler to get a box of fuses and $1360.00 i walked out.....??? tell me where i went wrong Wolfie