Do you need a nozzle?

Submitted: Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:13
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I must have shown concern about my nozzle as the following was received from a proactive china-diesel major...and I didnt even know I was in the army! So polite these spammers

From: michael [mailto:diesel3665@yahoo.com.cn]
Sent: Monday, 6 February 2006 12:35
To: Bonz
Subject: we sell diesel fuel injection part for VE pump

Hi:
How are you ? hope this mail not disturb you .
We get your mail address from wholesalecentre.com.
This is china-diesel Auto parts plant .
we are major in Diesel fuel injection system part for VE pump about 20years. we can supply full range of VE pump part such as :
Nozzle/
Elment/
D.valve
VE H&R ...
ETC...
as a leading company in this area ,we can supply a complete service to our customer.
Also our production will be offer in the highest quality at lowest possible prices.
for more detail please contact with us
Thanks again for your concern.
Best regard!

See they thanked me AGAIN, I must have needed concern.
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Reply By: Eddy - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:24

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:24
Hey Bonz, I got the same e-mail,
Well I am guessing it was the same one as yours as I didn't open it, just deleted it
The subject line did mention Diesel fuel injection part for a VE pump though..

Did any one else who uses the forum get one?

Eddy
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 20:34

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 20:34
not me ..i dont visit porn sites
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Follow Up By: Leroy - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:58

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:58
Rolflmas Noooody

Leroy
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Follow Up By: Member - Ozdyssey (QLD) - Tuesday, Feb 07, 2006 at 06:03

Tuesday, Feb 07, 2006 at 06:03
LOL
you don't know what you're missing nudie.

I'll join you up to some ;-)
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Reply By: gramps - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:33

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:33
They probably got the email address from your Rig/Profile & Msg :((((
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Follow Up By: gramps - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:50

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 18:50
Bonz,

As per my post above, it's still in your profile visible to all
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 19:27

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 19:27
yes but isnt too findable maybe
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Follow Up By: gramps - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 19:35

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 19:35
No problem mate. It's just that sometimes we tend to overlook the obvious. That's my excuse anyway rather than admit I'm almost as blind as a bat LOLOL
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Reply By: peter d - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 20:33

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 20:33
yeh gramps,
i got it as well and i'm not a member so the rig/profile theory is no good. said wholesalecentre.com what ever that is. pees me off when i get stuff like that.
peter
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:16

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:16
Geez,
And all I ever get is offers of Viagra and Peeeeeeenis extensions!!!! (neither of which I have ANY use for ;-((.
You have all the luck getting an offer like that. No doubt you will soon be the Ozzie distributor.
Come to think of it, maybe I could be your 1st customer.......I might need a new nozzle if I ever DO decide to get that peeeeeeenis extension!!!

Cheers

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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:53

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:53
Roachie if I ever used all those offers I get online I'd be like Jake The Peg diddle diddle diddle dum

you need a Nozzle a.k.a. Nifty Oversized Zip Zapper Loverod Extension

One of these under your bonnet and your hodd will always be open.

Your Honour I fall upon my Honour in my hour of need.

I recall this one mate:

She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
and all night long it was
Honour, Offer, Honour, Offer
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Reply By: Rock Crawler - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:31

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:31
dont get any Nos from china , either stick to NOZ made by Holley , or Madden, all the china stuff isnt very reliable
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:50

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:50
Nozzle Nozzle Nozzle not NOS, NOS is Nitrous Oxide Systems, Nozzle is Nifty Oversized Zip Zapper Loverod Extension.

Now go practise your spelling and send me your email back re OBC
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Follow Up By: Rock Crawler - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:58

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:58
I wasnt sure if i was suppose to ring at 5 . But when he got back , he said all was well
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Reply By: Rock Crawler - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:52

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:52
I wasnt sure if i was suppose to ring at 5 . But when he got back , he said all was well
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:42

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:42
when who got back? I am totally confoosed mate, you can call anytime
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Reply By: Member - 'Lucy' - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:59

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 21:59
You idiots!

Its code for a chinese enema nozzle used to clear out 3.0L Nissan engines when they block up.

If you get in quick you may be able to monoplose the Aussie market.

No! Minister for anything and everything, the JEEP doesn't need one as it is THE most warranty modified JEEP in Australia at the moment and running like a dream (for the time being anyway), so just get on Ebay or wherever and order up some 'nozzlez' - apparently come in all sizes and colours.

If you have trouble figuring out how to use it/them then I am sure member BigKidz will only be too happy to help, seeing as how he is a very experienced 'nozzle' applicator.

Ok! I've had enough and must go to bed. (ROFLMAO)

Ms Lucy

Ps

Get Truckie a couple while your at it. (a couple of dozen that is)
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Follow Up By: Rock Crawler - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:02

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:02
you going to bed , i was about to drop in and say gday
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:31

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:31
You mean "He of the She-Pee"? hahahaha

Eric I am about Melb most of this week will give u a call mate
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:35

Monday, Feb 06, 2006 at 22:35
You OBC'ing meeting tomorrow Lucy??
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