Go Kart night a blast

sure you did

Soft

damn, I may have had someone I could have kept up with :(

"Do I really have to give up sex?"

No way. Equivalent to a 4 minute mile they say :)))) In fact, I reckon you've got to increase the dosage LOLOL

I forgot to mention the highlight of the night.

On the way home I was following my brother and a cat ran out and clipped his back wheel, got flung up in the air, hit the road and I got it with the front wheel of the Terracan.

Now that's what you call a Team Effort.

Ssssshhhh Jimbo. You know you can't use the c.. word without risking Hell and damnation. Refer to them as "furballs" or "mobile furry slippers" or some such :))))

good one Jimbo...but do ALL the work yourself next time

geez jimbo you will make a certain other member very jealous

steve

I'm glad you're proud of yourself Jimbo, you've possibly bleep tered the world of a young child somewhere and you are happy to boast about it on a public forum. I find it illuminating that those who brag about their ability to damage small animals are also those who regularly post comment on this forum which is intended to polarise or offend, in an effort to raise their profile. Sad really, that they should feel so insecure. I wonder if there is any correlation between this type of behaviour and a childhood which was bereft of any compassion or encouragement.

Oh Pious One,

Let me bow to your greatness.

Let me beg your forgiveness.

The cat was out at night, the time they hunt and kill native wildlife. Hence they are to be considered vermin. Responsible cat owners keep these evil greatures locked up at night.

I'm the most secure happy family bloke you'd meet. Tomorrow it's around to my cousin's, with my family, my brother's family and Mum and Dad. Then Sunday we'll do it all again at my brother's.

I had the most wonderful childhood. One of my fondest memories is going cat hunting with my brother and father at Batlow.

Me think thou doth protest too much!

. . . and Me - pious! Now THAT IS funny!

pious "marked by false reverence; sanctimonious" ibid, Collins English Dictionary.

Yeah that's you ROFLMAO

now now you two

The cat could have belonged to a child....but it may have been just a commodity of some "well meaning" family.....or even a feral pest. we dont know but it in any event it should be locked up at night

wife or lady friend?

I'm no longer manacled... eeerrrr... married, so no wife :)

that explains it.....
your being misled

My fav 3 Stooges line Curly talkin to some babe (I think it was in The Woman Haters episode)

" Are you married or happy"....

lol lol

Well come on, someone up the results!

Eric 34.394 secs
James aka The Nugget 34.791
Andrew 35.804
Michael 35.998
Geoff 36.033
Leigh 36.594
Jim 36.728
Mike aka The Ferret 43.098

Love your aka's Geoff.

We have always had nicknames in our family.

I was always known as John Holmes LOL. I wish.

Cheers,

Jim.

will be soon , to be sure to be sure lol

A pleasure to meet you Leigh, we need to catch up soon. I'd love to catch up for a trip.

A rematch on a track with less turns and higher powered Karts would benefit us fat boys.

I agree that 15 laps is the limit for us fat blokes. Just for the record, I didn't shunt you or anyone else; I wasn't going fast enough to catch anyone LOL. The Nugget did admit to moving a few aside after he got past me and went after Eric. He could be the one. I'll punish him accordingly LOL.

The little bloke (I'm a proud Uncle) is a four time Victorian Little Aths State Champion. Afterwards his Dad asked him did everyone slow down to pass him and avoid him? He said "Yes except one who hit me as well".

Not sure excactly who that might have been. Only someone out for personal glory and recognition would do such a thing. His Dad is not impressed. Nor is his Uncle.

I wonder who that might have been??? Certainly not you Leigh.

Cheers,

Jim.

OOOoooops, but I can assure you it was only a tap...and after all I did apologise to him. Please, you must believe me...I was standing almost upright on the brakes, sweat dripping down my face, glasses fogged, feeling battered and under threat from testosterone charged 4 wheelers, and there I was...presented with an opportunity...to ram or not to ram. Mate..it was as easy as...and he didn't even see it coming!! LOL of course. Nah, I just couldn't stop in time..error of judgement and he took it as a real little champ would...graciously. I agree, a trip is on and look forward to getting something off the ground before the weather turns to mud. Cheers for now

Leigh, Mate, your little harmless tap (if it was you) was not the heartless shunt the little bloke endured. He's a hard little bloke, tolerates some tough treatment and didn't complain. It was just a question his Dad put to him.

He reckons he knows who hit him.

Anyway Mate, contact me at jimbest at internode dot com dot au.

A bloke with a grin like your's is someone I'd like to catch up with.

Cheers,

Jim.

Who Hit Little Nugget ?