political correctness gone made

No one said ya couldn't call them wooly woofter penguins did they -

:))))

Grrr!!!

What would one call "Dick Van Dyke" in a political correct world?

"Suck Then Lick?"

I'll accept that.

Dick SUV Dyke?

bleepSedan Lesbian?

P e n i s Van Lesbian..

You missed some

Coonabarrabran
Coonanble
Blackbutt
Blacksoil

Let's not forget the Blackboy grass trees.

You think you got problems... mate of mine, probably my best and oldest mate - his name ... Richard Cooney..and he has a squillionth of abo in him.. I cant even call him his name without risk of gettin sued!!!!!!!!

What do you call a politically correct mail man?

A Person Person

No, a "V a g i n a l l y challenged courier"

Don't forget good old COON Cheese.
I had heard they tried to change that but it turns out the guy that invented it was named something like Harry Coon and he wanted his name in lights so they were snookered hehehehehehehe.......

Couldn't have put it better myself. Well said.

Haha Exploder, such a way with words!

I am an Australian, I offend all Minorities equally LOL

why's that ?

Do they want to supply the cake and charge ?

Cause they cant get insurance if you bring your own cake!!!!!!

But then next day we get a call - we will supply you a cake adn charge you $15 per kid.. Its a 2yr olds party. they wouldnt eat $15 worth of cake and drink all up.
Told them to stick it in their arse, and go with McDonalds.

>Cause they cant get insurance if you bring your own cake!!!!!!

Yeah damn, that makes sense doesn't it. Why didn't Ithink of that

>go with McDonalds

Yeah that's what we did, doesn't make any diff to a 2yr old.

Make sure you get the party host with the big bazookas...hahaha

$15.00 a head included cake & drinks etc, did it also include the venue, the theme, the staff & supervision etc etc.?

Prior to supplying the cake, it was $6.00 per 2yr old... so its $9.00 for a chunk of cake! Coles next door sell whole bleep in cakes which it would only be for $5.00 for the whole thing!

You should be happy then, as you don't like things that are "supercheap"!

Poor people cant afford cheap things...

Why buy a $2.00 pr of plyers when you know they will die in days, and you will have to replace them?

This is a kids birthday.

Did Maccas let you supply the cake?
Gotta laugh truck, just been on another thread where your whinging that you dont get full service at supercheap, and here your whinging that you are forced to get it but dont want to pay for it!
Think about it mate, you bring the cake, someone elses kid gets crook, who are their parents going to sue, you or the venue? Dont you know anything about Public Liability insurance? Crappy pain in the arse though it is, why should the venue take the risk something will happen if they dont get something in return?

Fisho..

I'm nearly 40, Ive been to 100's of parties, there have been BILLIONS of other parties in my lifetime. How many times do you hear of people getting sick at parties? 1 in a million? is that an unacceptable risk? No, its not.

Do I know about public Liabililty? I used to be on the committee of 8 that ran motorcycle road racing in NSW for years.. I know quite a bit about it.

Truckster, you can thank Osama Bin Laden or the fact that we are now the most litigious nation on Earth, for the cost of your cake.
Public liability premiums have gone through the roof, it would probably only take one claim to put your party company out of business.

Shaker,
while I see where ya comin from, I think insurance companies can stop wavin the Osama flag to justify trillion dollar premiums.

FFS this world is rooted

sadly we prolly are...........................

would that be a Golliwog?????????

Geez..... forgotton what they even look like now!

Muddy

I reckon I have one here somewhere

bonz ...you have one what...a golliwog or wolligog...............geezus i cant believe i typed it that way......I knew what I meant...can even recall saying it out loud

hey, muddy you dont have an editing feature .....are you sure you didnt rearrange the letters of what i typed

Des Lexic...I need your help...hahaha

I have the former Nudie, indeed one of those OMGosh moments

It doesn't appear that too many people here remember Noddy. He was the most incorrect person of the lot, got all his books taken out of libraries etc and his author, Enid Blyton was banished to the backblocks, ex- communicated and all sorts of other nasties, all this because Noddy called the policeperson Mr Plod, his mate Big Ears etc.
What a blo0dy crock o' bleep all this is, following everything that the septic's do or say and thinking that we're really smart while we are just blo0dy idiots for doing it.
A job in McD's or PisShut is now advertised as 'Customer service representative'
what a load of frog'sh1t.
I think it's about time we took our country, culture and way of speech back and told Mr President and his wankers to eff off forthwith.
Also I think that a person is a chairman, chairwoman or[ god forbid ] chairperson
not a -uckin chair. A chair is something you sit on not talk to!!

Love thy Neighbour taught me about =uality...

Even bought the DVD's the other day. imagine that coming out today? or kingswood country?

Bloody Nora,
what a great show that was
politically incorrect as hell but it got the message thru that these do-gooders can't.

The message should simply be " earning respect is everyone's right, giving that respect is everyone's duty ",gee how simple was that to say and no government grant or tertiary thesis was required to figure it out....

>> Time warp me back to the 70's - i'm keen

Drop me off at 1983 while ya on ya way...

Agree with everything you said.

Panel beater? FFS, all they do now is replace the panels, if they cant - they write the car off!