I had been searching for what seemed like ages and there on my computer screen were the curves exactly as I had imagined them.
Next to the photograph was a contact telephone number so I tentatively rang "jaylaj" for more information. I instantly found out her real name was Teresa and as things seemed to be going quite
well I decided to jump right in and ask to ask her dimensions - They were perfect!
I was new to this, so my first attempt to win her was a bit clumsy, but luckily I had a mate who was far more experienced than I, and he offered some very good advice on best how to deal with the situation, therefore increasing my chances of making the object of my desire
mine and taking her
home with me.
Armed with my increased knowledge and confidence I made her an offer which she couldn't refuse - one which I hoped would intimidate any other potential suitors, and I nervously waited for confirmation that I had, indeed, won the day.
Then, there it was - approval of my advances and an offer to meet the very next day to consummate our burgeoning, yet ephemeral relationship. Carefully I wrote down her address and recorded the time for our rendezvous and went off to bed comfortable in the knowledge that both of us were about to venture deeper into unexplored territory for the first time, as she was also a virgin.
I awoke in the morning with a sense of nervous excitement. That 'something' that had been missing in my life for what seemed like so long, that 'experience' that everyone else seemed to be having on a regular basis would soon be
mine. After today I would somehow be a more rounded person, comfortable that when 'that' topic came up in conversation, as it did so often, I could easily slip into the discussion and add my 'story' to the numerous tales that seemed to be bragged about amongst the boys. And somehow I knew that although today was only my first time there would be many others to come.
It took what seemed like ages to get myself prepared, but I really wanted to make this go as smoothly as possible for both of us. Finally I was ready for the short drive.
I knew the area, so finding the address was not a difficult exercise. Being an inner suburb there seemed to be very little
parking so a quick phone call to Teresa for advice was warranted. She sounded quite pleased, and somehow relieved that I was actually close by and suggested that I should simply park in the lane behind her building where she would meet me. I slowly edged my way along the narrow cobblestone laneway anxious for my first glimpse at my prize.
Finally, after twenty four hours which had seemed like an eternity my eyes were devouring every inch of those curves. Would the picture be better than real life and all my hopes dashed? It didn't take long to determine that although the object of my desire was by no means pristine I was getting a bargain for the price. Now all I had to do was had over the wad of banknotes in my wallet, get a receipt and load her in my trailer making sure to tie her down securely for the trip
home.
As I looked in my rear view as whilst driving out of the laneway my final vision of Teresa was her leaning up against the wall with a satisfied look in her eyes and a calming cigarette in her mouth after her first time. I looked into my own eyes and saw that same look of satisfaction and for some strange reason I also felt like a cigarette for the first time in twenty odd years.
Yes, ebay is a wonderful thing and with a bit of a touch up the new reception desk will look grand in
the entrance to our new office.