Don't use forums whilst cleaning your teeth

I'm the sort of bloke who doesn't like to waste time whilst stuck enduring essential tasks. Like, I read a magazine whilst on the throne, or cut my fingernails if I am "sitting" at work.

I'll trim my nostril hairs whilst stuck at a Red Light.

I'll prop in the magazine section of the supermarket whilst "her indoors" shops, and read for free.

You get the drift?

So I have taken to sitting in front of the computer of a morning whilst cleaning my pegs. It's a bloody big improvement on staring at my ugly dial in the mirror.

Trouble is this. I generally wear a dark coloured suit to work and the toothpaste/slag combination has a habit of working its way down the electric toothbrush and dripping.

Guess where this slimy white mass lands? ...........Right in your crotch.

Not a good look, appearing at work with bigs white stains located right where the wedding tackle is located.

I tried to explain, but.....