Don't use forums whilst cleaning your teeth

Submitted: Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:41
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I'm the sort of bloke who doesn't like to waste time whilst stuck enduring essential tasks. Like, I read a magazine whilst on the throne, or cut my fingernails if I am "sitting" at work.

I'll trim my nostril hairs whilst stuck at a Red Light.

I'll prop in the magazine section of the supermarket whilst "her indoors" shops, and read for free.

You get the drift?

So I have taken to sitting in front of the computer of a morning whilst cleaning my pegs. It's a bloody big improvement on staring at my ugly dial in the mirror.

Trouble is this. I generally wear a dark coloured suit to work and the toothpaste/slag combination has a habit of working its way down the electric toothbrush and dripping.

Guess where this slimy white mass lands? ...........Right in your crotch.

Not a good look, appearing at work with bigs white stains located right where the wedding tackle is located.

I tried to explain, but.....
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Reply By: Muddy doe (SA) - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:45

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:45
Jimbo Jimbo Jimbo!
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Reply By: Brew69(SA) - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:48

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:48
Blame it on the toothpaste lol
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Reply By: Trevor R (QLD) - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:53

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 20:53
Get a big tatoo on your melon and people will stop looking at your crotch.
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Follow Up By: Jimbo - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:03

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:03
Mate,

My melon is so ugly people look at it naturally.

And I kinda get excited when the girls look at my crotch. It's gotta be the toothpaste, they wouldn't have any other legit reason LOL.

Why do they giggle?
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Reply By: Muddies Doe(Trippn) - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:02

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:02
Yes, Jimbo......likely excuse.............lol

Cya
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Follow Up By: Jimbo - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:04

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:04
I protest Judy,

It was only toothpaste, trust me.
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Reply By: rooscoota - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:16

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:16
hey hey g'day

"My melon is so ugly people look at it naturally."

fairdinkum "jimbo" ya got the hide to call my mate ugly

hope ya washed your hands before doin' ya teeth......lol
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Follow Up By: rooscoota - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:17

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:17
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Follow Up By: Jimbo - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:37

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:37
Just what is that?

It looks like Amanda Vanstone with a face lift, on a diet.

I'm sorry, that was very cruel.

There is no doubt it is Bronwyn Bishop, after a shave, requesting a meal.
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Reply By: Member - Blue (VIC) - Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:35

Friday, Apr 28, 2006 at 21:35
"I'll trim my nostril hairs whilst stuck at a Red Light."

That's the excuse I use when I get caught picking my nose...
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 00:58

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 00:58
LOL Jimbo. I'm lucky, it'd land on my gut first :))))))
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Reply By: V8Diesel - Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 06:52

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 06:52
Heard of the Colgate 'ring of confidence' before? Jimbo's got the 'yang' version of it - the Freshmint 'slug of shame'.

Next time you walk out the front door Jimbo, ask yourself...."are my Macleans showing?"

And definately stay away from Mrs Marsh, kindergarten kids and pieces of chalk......"oooh, it DOES get in!" SNAP!
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 08:22

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 08:22
Hahahahahahahahah will wonders never cease
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Reply By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 08:56

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 08:56
Jimbo you need one of those plastic bibs that have a cup thing on the bottom that catches the food when babies spit out their food, I'm sure we could get one in your size....

cheers

Lyn
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Reply By: Member No 1- Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 09:20

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 09:20
you need one of the plastic baby bibs...you know..the ones with the tray at the bottom....that way all you need to do is dip the tooth brush when it needs a rinse
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 09:28

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 09:28
these things Jimbo!MPG:7!

I know its not your colour but they are also available in pink
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 09:35

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 09:35
another use would be for collecting the hairs,...dont want others speculating how the hairs also seem to be in the same spot
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Reply By: Sparkiepete - Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 12:20

Saturday, Apr 29, 2006 at 12:20
some things you just can't explain!
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