Mozzies and Flies
Submitted: Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 08:02
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Member - BANJO (WA)
Reading Post 33352 asking for an effective mosquito repellant reminded me of that little known fact.
Somewhere around dusk all flies perform an amazing trick and turn into mozzies!
How else do we explain why at night there are heaps of mozzies and no flies, yet through the day usually the opposite.
Maybe an entomologist site member may be able to explain just how they transform?
Banjo (WA)
Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:06
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:06
Whilst not an entomologist I have done some marine biology and think I can explain this phenomenon.
All insects are charged with one quest in their short lives, short compared to ours that is. Their quest is "To Acquire Numerous Names Of
Young PeopleIn Several States Of Fitness Freshness and Help Interact Nationally During Every Roster" or ANNOY PI$$ OFF and HINDER
To achieve this quest they must carry out these tasks across a 24 hour period. They must rest, but The Quest is foremost.
To this end they have developed extensive communication networks and structures that allow them to change over with another insect species, equally committed to The Quest, on a 12 hour shift arrangement, sort of like house swapping but there is no vacuuming required for the dwelling is merely a rest and recuperation device to fit them for the next stint at seeking The Quest.
Nearing the end of their shift they utilise an advanced proximity sensory mode whereby they can change over with other insects kitted for application to The Quest, and fitted with required sensors, hence, flies being day Questers, change over with mozzies as night Questers, their unique skills fitting them for the task and situational application.
For insects The Quest is foremost in their being, not affected by demographic but characterised by a polymorphic illusion that we see as the 12 hour shft changeover.
Indeed their application to The Quest is admirable.
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Follow Up By: Bros 1 - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:11
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:11
Yeah, i'll go with that.
Cheers,
Bros.
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Follow Up By: Brew69(SA) - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:13
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:13
For insects The Quest is foremost in their being, not affected by demographic but characterised by a polymorphic illusion that we see as the 12 hour shft changeover.
hahahahahaha....what ever it meant lol
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:29
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 09:29
It's a shame to see someone afflicted by verbal diarrhoea at such an early hour on a Sunday LOLOL
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 11:25
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 11:25
hahaha Brew it means That what we se is what they do hahahaha
Al, I am disturbed at your inference of verbal incontinence heeheh
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Follow Up By: Trevor R (QLD) - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 13:59
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 13:59
Help I'm drowning in god knows what. Hhahahaha
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 14:52
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 14:52
hahaha Bonz, I think Wombat is just shading you at the moment in the race for the Golden Laxette LOL His effort yesterday was a classic.
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Reply By: Mike Harding - Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 14:25
Sunday, Apr 30, 2006 at 14:25
Aeroguard - Tropical Strength.
Not quite perfect but heading in that direction.
Mike Harding
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