paj drivers cumupance

a few weeks ago one of mrs diamonds work mates went and bought a 94 pajero.
on monday he came into work bragging about how on the weekend he had to pull a jackaroo out of a bog and how good the paj was and how sheit the jack was.
anyway tonight at around 7pm as i was about to sentle into a nice bourbon or two the phone rings.
tabby hears a voice say i have um got the pajero stuck in a bit of mud.
been trying since 5pm to get out but its stuck to the floor.
do you think you and jim might be able to come get me out?
after tabby gives him heaps on the phone we decide to go get him.
hes out in the middle of nowhere stuck in a lake at the clay pits(dirty stinking stuff).
after being told i cant go this way to get him because the ruts are to big and deep(i go that way anyway)i ask him for his snatchy(havnt got one yet)i get mine out and say time to get real muddy go hook it up.
2 pulls later hes out.
i told him this part of the track is only for real 4wds(joking).
what do i owe you he says.
clean my snatchy and 1 dozen fighting cocks(there a bourbon).
end of story.
ps homer never got his cumupance.