I know it's only Monday, but.....
Submitted: Monday, Jun 26, 2006 at 14:56
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received this at work today and thought the timing was appropriate...
A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the empty
seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The
seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
would have a
seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest
sporting event, and not use it?"
"
Well, actually, the
seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come
with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
Reply By: pauljohnston - Monday, Jun 26, 2006 at 22:48
Monday, Jun 26, 2006 at 22:48
Here is another re Rugby tours.
Rangi Heteraka, and avid all black fan took off to England to see all the
test action. He got there a few days early, but then started to feel a bit crook so he finds a doctor. The doctor performs an examination then sits down for a serious chat.
"I'm aftraid Mr Heteraka that I have some unfortunate news for you. You have a serious conditiion that can only be treated by taking your testicles".
Rangi looks a bit stupefied and asks "are you sure?", "yes quite sure", "
well I think I'll get another opinion" (as you would), and the doctor says fine.
So Rangi finds another doctor, another examination, same result. " This can only be treated by taking your testcles". Rangi says "thanks doc, I'll think about it", and heads off to the nearest pub to mull things over. While having a drink he meets a Kiwi doctor, who he explains his problem to. The doctor says "would you like me to take a look" and Rangi says Yes please and off they go to another surgery.
Well the Kiwi doctor has a look and says "
Well bro, youv'e got a problem allright, and the only way to treat this is to cut your balls off!"
So Rangi replies, " cut my balls of, whew thats ok, these Pommie doctors wanted to take my
test tickets!"
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