Ducks?

A duck, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck (no echo) thens it's a duck, the question is do ducks talk, daffy does, but is he real.

A Duck usually precedes or post dates a Weave when in a tight situation or when trying to extract an answer form one's boss.

A better answer will require more information. Feathered? Down? Tyred? Floating? Army? Navy? What sort of Duck?

Geoff.

If you don't "duck" then you end up seeing other little birdies.

Your dispicable

If there is a duck infront of a duck and a duck behind a duck and a duck in the middle how many ducks are there??

greenant

Mate, if you post questions like this you will end up being an easy target every time you post - a sitting duck so to speak. People may even start to use "fowl" language to describe your post. There will be people Peking at this duck post and flapping around trying to find answers. Some of them may be bowled over with a feather by the time they are finished reading it

But here is some more information on this very interesting subject
The word duck meaning the bird, came from the verb "to duck" meaning to bend down as if to get under something, because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending (compare the Dutch word duiken = "to dive").

This happened because the older Old English word for "duck" came to be pronounced the same as the word for "end": other Germanic languages still have similar words for "duck" and "end": for example, Dutch eend = "duck", eind = "end"; compare Latin anas (stem anat-) = "duck", Sanskrit anta (masc.) = "end", Lithuanian antis = "duck".

yeah, but if a Duck is a female and a Drake is a male, what does that make Donald Duck?

A poof?

Thebest is wild duck stuffed with onion herbs @bread crumbs ,covered with bacon and honey cooked in a camp oven .Ask the Rambler.W.A. he is a Bush cook.Regards Twintrail

A bit of trivia about "duck/s" , the late great Errol Flynn the actor from Tasmania ,as a boy kept ducks ., one day at feeding time he tied a small piece of raw pork to a long piece of string and did feed it to the ducks ,now supposedly ducks cannot digest raw pork and so duck 1 eats pork on string and then very quickly the pork passes through duck 1 , duck 2 proceeds to eat the pork ect ect through to duck 10 , little Errol can now walk all his ducks nose to tail in a straight line on the 1 piece of string .

I tell ya what the best duck to give your grand kids as a pet is an Indian Runner, Oh sweet revenge on my Son, Grandson loves his pet, runs along side him & goes to school & eats kids lunches & causes total havoc & craps every where....