The Bear truth

A Bear walks into a bar in Billings,Montana & it sits down.
He bangs on the bar with his paw & demands a beer.
The bartender approaches & says,"We don't serve beer to Bears in bars in Billings."
The Bear,becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The Bartender tell's him again,but more forcefully,"We don't serve beer to Belligerent Bears in bars in Billings".
The Bear,very angry now,say's,"If you don'tserve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at th end of the bar."
The bartender say's,"Sorry, we don't serve beer to Belligerent,Bully Bears in bars in Billings.
The Bear goes to the end of the bar, & as promised Eats the woman. He comes back to his seat & again denands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully Bears in bars in Billins who are on drugs."
The Bear say's, "I'm NOT on drugs."

You're Going to LOOoove this next part................

The Bartender say's, "Youare now. That was a

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Boom, Boom.