Useless Statistics

Yeah exactly! 26% of all people know that!

And three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

Nine out of ten people leaves one person.

Just means there should be plenty of un-flogged Nissan's to buy instead of paying new price. Thanks Toorack mums.

Jugs

Makes you wonder about all this 4WD stuff when one of the manufacturers call their 4wD ' City'

Dave, perhaps they originally thought "Lost City" might have an adventurous ring to it. You know, trek through the Amazon jungle, ancient Inca ruins and all that. But then they dropped the "lost" when they included sat. nav!

my mates doctor told him that on the subject of smoking - 100% of non-smokers die!

In 25 years of walking in the bush I have seen three snakes. I have however seen dozens of them on the road, so should I perhaps wear stout shoes and carry a stick when walking on the road? I think perhaps I should.

As for smokers ... it seems to me that if we encourage people to give up smoking the number of deaths from lung disease will fall. Unfortunately the number of deaths from heart disease/stroke/No.47 bus etc will increase which will not please the heart foundation (or bus drivers).

When you hear on the news that 32% of accidents involve alky-hol I just have another drink cos that means 68% of accidents are caused by sober people and I want to halve my chances of having an accident.

Yes, 100% of non-smokers die, but at least they get the chance to die in bed aged 103, shot by a jealous husband.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Four out of five people suffer from diahrrea therefore one out of five enjoy it?

In Great Britain there is a perfect statistical correlation between the road accident toll and Pakistani immigration .