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I'm really worried now D-Jack :((((( I understood every word and I have'nt had a drink for weeks !!!!!

ha ha ha! LOL!!

Wasn't there a university study done on this?

Yep, sorry bout that guys, was having a read though the posts and thought of a question I wanted to ask, tried typing it and was so slow and kept having to retype words up to 5 times each, so gave up. Thought this post would be funny, was in stitches last night, this morning a little embarrassing. Here's the translation:

Nothing to to with 4wding, just interesting to note that when you are intoxicated you can't type even though you are accredited with 45 words per minute (which also means minimum of 98% accuracy) - imagine what this does to your driving skills. Consumed one bottle of red and 4 home brews!

D-Jack

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What are you talking about, When I am drunk my coordination, reflexes and ability to concentrate all increases so my driving abiility should do the same, I also become more whity and funny and can have long and meaningful conversations with total strangers. That’s what I think at the time anyway

Then you wake up the next morning in a bed that strangely enough you don’t remember getting into and isn’t yours or even in your house, you’re half naked and can only find one shoe, your wallet is empty and you mobile shows you made half a dozen calls to people you don’t recall taking too. You can only recall the first 1-2 hrs of the night following that your memory is like a well-worn video with many a seen missing.