Croc Hunter Goes to Heaven
Submitted: Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 09:45
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Rod W
From another
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Steve arrives at the Pearly Gates and receives a heros welcome.
St Peter greets him warmly and in honour of his conservation work makes an offer. He can have what ever he wants from earth to ease his sorrow at leaving so unexpectedly.
Steve whispers in St Peters ear and moves on past the gates.
A week later sees Steve back at the gates demanding to see St Peter again.
"Whats wrong" St Peter asks.
To which Steve replies "Crikey mate, I asked for a bloody croc not a Brock"
Reply By: Troop-a-dour - Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 12:09
Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 12:09
And Steve asked for a Halo- like what Brockys got....
St Peter had to fill him in... it's not a Halo, it's a steering wheel !!!
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Reply By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 12:35
Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 12:35
steady... the pensioners are already running for their walking frames to scream your unaustralian and you better not go thru
townsville.. Not really sure why...
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Follow Up By: Upstart - Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 17:42
Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 17:42
I thought it was ok.....and what's wrong with
Townsville?
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Follow Up By: Joombi - Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 at 10:00
Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 at 10:00
& agin, whats wrong with
Townsville??????????????
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Reply By: Pajman Pete (SA) - Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 13:29
Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 13:29
I thought it was good.
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Reply By: Rock Crawler - Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 18:07
Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 18:07
must have hit home hard , I cant seam to laugh at even the best intention jokes
sorry guys
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Follow Up By: babs - Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 19:54
Wednesday, Sep 13, 2006 at 19:54
I'm sure Steve would have found it amusing.
Such a tragedy the good definitely die
young, RIP.
Babs.
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Reply By: c j - Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 at 11:49
Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 at 11:49
There's few different ones floating around for both Steve Irwin and Brocky. But they did have something in common. They were both killed by fishtails.
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Reply By: Rod W - Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 at 11:58
Thursday, Sep 14, 2006 at 11:58
Another one I read this morning.
Steve's death was totally preventable. If he had been wearing SPF30+ sunscreen he would have had protection from harmful rays.
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