Funny petrol

Submitted: Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 14:38
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Two aliens landed in the Australian desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response, and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you. "The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting, again there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!" The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad." "Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his
weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpled mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, when a guy has a bleep he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"



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Reply By: ZUKSCOOTERX90(QLD-MEMBER) - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 15:19

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 15:19
G/day Bill,it is not Friday.!! You will have to repost tomorrow for Friday Funnies.:)
Cheer's Bob.
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Reply By: Member - Jay Gee (WA) - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 17:02

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 17:02
"Cactus bush" ? - Not in the Australian desert. Maybe in USA dsert. I think you better correct the text and then re-submit it on Friday.
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Follow Up By: Member - Andrew (QLD) - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 17:11

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 17:11
gas stations in the outback.....must be at moomba :-)

and what's the go with gas pumps?

Andrew
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Reply By: Willem - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 18:56

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 18:56
Is that Natural Gas, pharting Gas or Laughing Gas...............?
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 18:57

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 18:57
Oi!! You bunch of fuddy duddies up there, at least have a chuckle.

hahahahaha good one Bill.
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Reply By: Member - Kevin E (QLD) - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 18:58

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 18:58
I'll give three cheers for all those who stand up for the Australian language. I say leave all americanisms over seas and get beck to reality
Kev
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Follow Up By: Angler - Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 21:55

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 at 21:55
and get beck to reality

Sounds like NZ to me
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Follow Up By: Member - Bradley- Friday, Sep 29, 2006 at 01:24

Friday, Sep 29, 2006 at 01:24
choice bro
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