Injury to nowimnumberone

Glenn,

Please pass on my best wishes for his recovery. We're still working on the jokes LOL

I trust it wasn't his "social finger" LOL

G/day Glenn,
also send my best wishes & hope he has a speedy recovery.
Cheer's Bob.

Hi Glenn

Please pass our best wishes on to Jim for a speedy recovery. Can't think of anything funny to say..it must hurt like hell.......

Cheers

Glenn, please pass on our best wishes for a speedy recovery. I know what those digit injuries are like. iiiiiissssssshhhhhh

. Stuck one into an auger once and took out a chip of bone. Social inverted mid finger looks crooked. No ambulance, drove a manual Rangie to Colac 50 minutes away with the injured left hand.
. One staff member had a cow chop the top joint off when a cow stood on a marker she incautiously had on her finger. Washed the finger tip away with a hose to the effluent dam :-(

Thanx Glenn please pass along my best wishes I KNOW what he's going thru.

Poor Jim he will have long recovery ahead, I hope all goes well with any treatment he may have. Hope it wasn't his typing finger, that could be a disaster lol.

A few years ago hubby had a 450kg road ranger gearbox fall on his hand and sever his tendons, didn't hurt until after surgery though. We spent a very stressfull 12 weeks waiting to find out what degree of use he would have, but thankfully he has regained 90% and can still spin a spanner.

I feel for his wife too, it's not easy to see one you love in pain.

cackles

Best wishes to "nowimnumberhalf" for a speedy recovery.

Didn't hurt Dave Allen's career (if you are old enough to remember him...)

nowimextractadigit

Pass on our wishes please Glenn..... hope he has a speedy recovery.

Cheers

Brian

pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery

thanks people for the kind words.
i got sent home last night because they couldnt get an ambicab.
will be driving up there soon.
looks like they might go the chop above the first knucle.
the drugs are still working fine at the moment so picking my nose dosnt hurt yet.
does any one know where theres a job going.
im good at short hand now.
ill let you know when i get back from melbourne how it all went.
thanks again.
cheers.

got me F%$%$%^D how you did that dude , what tried doing a cam belt change with the motor running lol ????

from one mechanic to another , you d head lol hurts eh lol . ill call you later

Latest update is that Jim is suffering due to our current health crisis. Bracks may have employed over 7000 nurses during his time in office, but he has no way improved the way those with injuries are treated. If there are no doctors or surgeons, there is no treatment. Jim arrived at the Northern Hospital at 11.30 this morning and was checked in straight away and allocated a bed. Whilst the nurses treated him well and monitored his blood sugar levels, he was not able to be given any pain killers until a doctor had signed it off. Jim finally received some morphine at 5.00pm this evening, having nothing to ease his pain from the time he arrived at the hospital. Jim has also had to fast until he is operated on, and so has not eaten for over 36 hours. Being a diabetic, this is not helpful either.

Jim is still in high spirits and can loves the humour in the above posts. He cannot recall how it all happened and is hoping that his finger can be fixed rather than be amputated below the second knuckle. He is not impressed that no one had even looked at his finger since it was dressed at the Bendigo Hospital last night. It still has the grease and oil on it from prior to the accident and the concern is that considering the time frame between the accident and the next check on his finger will be past a 24 hour period, he may have to join the Bendigo Stumpy Club.

Tab, Penny and Diamond are spending the night at a motel nearby and hopefully I will hear some more news soon.

Jim appreciates all the posts and is thankful for such support.

Cheers

Glenn

Just heard from Tab, and all is good. Jim didn't lose much of his manhood, in fact he has only lost the the fingernail and some of the skin and bone in that area. He has received a skin graft, but he is not sure where the skin came from to cover his finger. I have heard that Jim was already circumcised, but maybe I have been lead astray and his foreskin is now attached to his finger....lol...so now I have no idea what his sign on will be!

Cheers

Glenn

Gday
I send my best wishes to numberone..i know how he feels...i cut half of my pinky off not long back, now that it is healed , and if i pick my nose at the intersection,all it dose is stab me cos it is now like a spear.

Bur best of luck with the finger