Happy Christmas to All

Submitted: Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:05
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Yer I know its early but suddenly I feel sort of Christmassy, so I penned this, apologies for those not mentioned, apologies to those who ARE mentioned.

This years submission, I place my creative soul into your hands - be gentle

Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the forum
Advice was free flowing, with the goal to inform
There was good natured ribbing, and advice tongue in cheek
And posts here online, some no place for the meek
But the info dished out, day by day, post by post
Was of value to all, I would even say most

You see Roachie, well meaning, had fitted a Fitch
To the truck with the most, we expected a glitch
He proceeded to tell, the results of this fare
In the end he discarded, cause he’d no space to spare
Who knows how Annette, The Queen of Anzacs
Puts up with his spending on all his knick-knacks?

There is also Des Lexic in SA with Elaine
Who makes him look good, for that much is plain
And Willem and Judith who run Peterborough
He drives far offroad and his planning it’s thorough
Also Pesty and Muddy, TrevorR, some to name
Also MN 1 his screen name is his fame

And Lucy, an Honorary Croweater to boot
His Troopy is packed even tighter with loot
Every trip an adventure, with Dierdre to share
If it stays in one piece, maybe he will get “there”
With his trailer on fire, brakes too hot to touch
Goes to Kangaroo Island, comes home, tells TOO MUCH!

And Gramps he chimes in at all times, on all things
He keeps us all honest, and humour he brings
Yo Redback, in Disco, we all knew him as Baz,
And Duncs in the Hill a Fire Station he has
Where he invites you to come, to sit there alone
Cause he answers a call, to a fire, he is honed

Outback Challenge this year saw EO in full FOURce
Crazie and Bonz, Al and Lucy of course
And JohnR called along, lo Duncs lives down the road
Broken clutches, hit roos, there’s always an Ode

As there is with all trips, where EO is involved
Driving all manner of vehicles highly evolved
All are welcome, come one, come ten, come all
Guaranteed these adventures you WILL have a ball

We have Doug, from the West, in another Toyota
If they sell just one more, surely they’ve hit their quota
Kununurra Oldsquizzy and Nick, Andrew B
Richard Kovac and Bilbo, GU with a V
That’s only a few, a huge mob in the West
Who this year played AFL football the best

And in Vic we’ve just had and election of sorts
JohnR, apolitical, that’s what he purports
Some posts rumbled, groaned, ALP or the Libs
And each time we sat up and put on our bibs

We fired back and forth and Jimbo put his slant
And many joined it, it resembled a rant
But its all over now, status quo it remains
And whoever is in, the buggers are pains

This year Lyn was forty, EO came to share
In her celebrations, though no donuts this year
For Rockcrawler behaved, he was told that he must
And that skirt that Jen wore, seemed to show off her bust
But BigKidz we all were, nee midnight, jumping castle
Mrs Tooney, Jen, Bonz, Crazie causing a hassle

But again we had fun, for we’d just been away
So too had been Glenn, to the desert to stay
But he lost lots of water, and a post it was raised
And with phonecalls, local knowledge, the day it was saved

And the forum this year has seen many a topic
No shoelaces this year, methinx Trucksters got soppy
We wrestled dilemmas, some important some not
Some post they were jovial, some, well just HOT!
For we bite and we wrestle and sometimes we scratch,
and we preen, cuddle, kiss and raw nerves we do patch
Tis the nature of public discussions, you bet
In the end we remember it’s only the net
When we meet face to face we see none have grown horns
We share love of the bush and the outback and lawns

Such is the power of the place called EO
You can be a member, it don’t cost much dough
But be member, or lurker, or a casual look
You’ll come back time again, so click mark in your book
Cause David he puts, lots of work, lots of time
To make what we have here, entertaining, sublime
EO’s growing, we know, he has put on more lackeys
Need a book? Need to shop? Take a look here at Jackie’s
Michelle and the kids, must seldom get to see him
So she works with him too, together a team.

Warraweena it beckons, 2007
The Aussie Outback, it’s our own slice of heaven
Our national gathering, where EO congregates
And we all get a chance, to catch up with our mates

This year there was much for the folk here to do
Things bought for our trucks to be hid from the shrew
Who be called SWMBO, its pronounced “schwoombo”
Who’s not half as scary when she’s in the know

And before I complete this years waffle and pop
I must take a minute to sit back, to stop
And to think and to thank those who care to reply
In the minds of the askers, esteem is held high
And to Jo, known as Teabags; to Mark, He’s the Cup
Hope that things all improve. Hope that alls on the up
And ere I exclaim as I slip out of sight
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:06

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:06
hahahah Lucy Trailers, electrics hahahahahah
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:22

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:22
Road conditions trailer power hahahaha

It just gets better
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Reply By: Dave ....Adelaide - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:26

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:26
I dont know you personally Bonz , but i do lurk on here a bit and will join up soon ....just wanted to say i thought that was really good ....and merry christmas to you and yours ............Cheers ......Dave
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:19

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:19
Well thanx Dave, theres always room for another SA mate
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Reply By: RayJen Paj05 - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:28

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:28
Brilliant, Bonz! Yer a poet and didn't know it. Cheers Ray & Jen
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:20

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:20
Thanx Ray and Jen I was also thinking aling these lines....

There was mooo-vement at the station
For the word had baaa-ssed around
That the Goat from old Viniagrette had got away
And had joined the Harding goat herd
Who was worth a thousand pounds
And all the Jacks had gathered around to pray

There was Monterey who won the Cup
In the Herald Sun today
For retaining lesser value than the rest
And a 3.5TD beast
With snorkel at the helm
Alas they all thought that they were the best

and then I digress

hehehehe
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Wednesday, Nov 29, 2006 at 21:28

Wednesday, Nov 29, 2006 at 21:28
Bonz, you digress..............

I digressed last week with Ray and Jen and a red or three. Nice folks.

Think the Harding goat herder is off prospecting.

Better ask Mr Lexic how he got water in his windows from a shallow water crossing after it ran off his windscreen. ;-)
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 23:01

Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 23:01
Excellent Bonz, Don't take any notice of that old Teat Puller from Timboon. After I had shown him how to do it, he went back and had another go. Heather has a photo to prove it, all you can see is water and no vehicle, and I thought he was a water conservationist too.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Saturday, Dec 02, 2006 at 15:19

Saturday, Dec 02, 2006 at 15:19
"I thought he was a water conservationist too" of course I am, I left it in the river not get it into the car to drive away with. LOL
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Reply By: ZukScooterX90 (QLD)Member - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:36

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:36
That was bonza,Bonz.
Happy early Xmas to you & Family as well.
Many Xmas cheer's Bob.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:21

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:21
Thanx Bob same to you and yours
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Reply By: Jimbo - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:59

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 21:59
Geoff,

You've got too much time on your hands LOL.

Good read.

ATB,

Jim.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:21

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:21
I know, and I put it to good use hahahaha

Great to know you old mate, Merry and Happy to all yours and your good self
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Reply By: Member - Blue (VIC) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:32

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 22:32
Well done Bonz... You sir are a gem...
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Reply By: Member - Robyn J (QLD) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:09

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:09
Well Bonz
I certainly know you didnt go camping this weekend for it must have taken some time to put pen to paper.

A verry happy early Xmas to you and your family. My family spend the first 4 weeks of Qld school holidays at the beach so will be off line the week before xmas until a couple of weeks in January,so am glad to get in early with the xmas wishes.

All the best
Cheers
Jenkie
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:28

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:28
Well done Bonz. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
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Reply By: Willem - Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:31

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:31
Good one Bonz......it's amazing what a Pan Galactic-Gargle blaster can do :-D

Yeah, And a Nice Christmas and New Year to you, Marie, Imogen and Paul

Cheers from myself and Judith
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Reply By: Member - Bradley- Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:39

Sunday, Nov 26, 2006 at 23:39
Very nice buddy, quite the lyrical waxer aren't you LOL.

best wishes for a great christmas from Toni and myself.

cheers mate Brad
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Reply By: Luke SA - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 00:02

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 00:02
Good read Bonz I enjoyed it merry xmas to you and yours

Cheers Luke
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Reply By: Richard W (NSW) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 06:44

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 06:44
Priceless. Have a good one.
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Reply By: Kev M (NSW) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 06:53

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 06:53
Bonz,

When you mentioned Lucy and KI I thought it was a Friday Funnie abet a bit early.

Great Work

Where is Lucy's next update about KI?????

Cheers Kev
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Reply By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 07:08

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 07:08
Well done Bonz, you are the Poet Laureate of the forum.

Lyn

PS...Just what did happen in that jumping castle .....hmmmm?
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Reply By: Member - Oldplodder (QLD) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 08:34

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 08:34
Good one Bonz.

On the 25th, lets all have a good party to help Jesus celebrate his birthday. No matter what you believe, it is a good chance to be together with friends and family.
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Reply By: Waynepd (NSW) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 09:15

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 09:15
Thanx Bonz,
I was sitting here at work, bored spitless until i came across your ditty....I'll get thru with a smile on my face and strange looks from my workmates....let 'em wonder i say...
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Reply By: Member No 1- Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 11:27

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 11:27
Yes...well done Bonz

and season greetings to one and all
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Reply By: Member - Beatit (QLD) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 12:04

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 12:04
Hi Bonz,

A merry Xmas to you as well. I hope this has been a better year.

Kind regards

Theo
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Reply By: Pajman Pete (SA) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 12:07

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 12:07
Excellent, thanks Bonz

Pete
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 13:00

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 13:00
Fantastic Bonz........I was honoured to be the first one mentioned......

However, only a Mexican could make "castle" rhyme with "hassle"......hahahahahaha ;-))

Roachie
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Reply By: Member - Tonester (VIC) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 20:14

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 20:14
Well done Geoff. Merry xmas to you and yours.
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Reply By: Member - Michael J (SA) - Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 20:57

Monday, Nov 27, 2006 at 20:57
Eat your heart out Banjo Whatisname.......

Extremely well done Bonz..

Bit early, but,,,,,,,health, wealth and happiness to all forumites and their families.

Michael
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Reply By: Mark & Jo*Teabags&Teacup* Bris - Wednesday, Nov 29, 2006 at 08:48

Wednesday, Nov 29, 2006 at 08:48
Bonz you are bloody brilliant!!!!!!!!!

But not to dissappoint you in your ending... I am tea cup, Mark is teabags!!!!!
But it all meant the same....

Bonz you are bloody brilliant!!!!!!!!!

Now that was a great laugh and read after coming home this morning from a 12 hour shift!!!!!!!!!!!

roll on the new year to see what you have put together!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers
Jo

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Reply By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Wednesday, Nov 29, 2006 at 21:31

Wednesday, Nov 29, 2006 at 21:31
Geez, Bonza boy, you are coming early like the Christmas cards.

Have a really good one with all the family, but hope to see you before then. Loved the poem.
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Reply By: Trevor R (QLD) - Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 11:04

Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 11:04
Hi Bonz,

You have a real gift........... NO NOT YOUR POETRY (that was atrocious hehehe), I'm talking about your ability to make someone feel good even though you haven't met them. I really enjoyed the read and I am sure others mentioned will feel the same, thank you.

Merry christmas to you and yours. I hope we can catch up one day soon, the honour would be all mine. (I'm working on Warraweena Gathering!!)

Best Regards,
Trevor.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 11:55

Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 11:55
Looking forward to warraweena too mate.........
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Reply By: Pezza (Bris) - Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 11:50

Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 11:50
Well done once again Bonz, was definately worth waiting a whole year for :-)
So much for my theory that all you mexicans take after the weather down there, dull and drab, LOL.
I think you summed it all up with

"When we meet face to face we see none have grown horns
We share love of the bush and the outback and lawns"

I hope this Crissy is a liitle easier than the last for you and your family, all the best from the Pezzafamily and have a great new year.

Avagoodn
Pezza
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Reply By: Redback - Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 13:58

Friday, Dec 01, 2006 at 13:58
The pen is mightier than the sword, good stuff mate a pleasure to have met you and your family, hopefully we will meet again, have an excellent Xmas Geoff and keep up the penmanship.

Baz.
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