Telemarketers.... You gotta love em!
Submitted: Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 17:32
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Mr Fawlty
Noticed this method of dealing with Telemarketers, will give it a try next oportunity
www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html
This method would merely cause my blood pressure to rise to dangerous levels, I don't reccomend it to any but the fittest of humans...
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Yeah I know It's Saturday not Friday but this is too good to have to wait another week....
Reply By: nowimnumberone - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 18:21
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 18:21
i was sitting at
home during the week when some
home morgage company gave me a call telling how they will save me $23487690835.
i was bored so i answered there questions but i lied my ass off.
i told them i owe $30000 on a $100000 loan that ive had for 5 yrs.
i said i earned $150000 a year and on and on with the ctrap.
i told the mrs they will be ringing next week and when they ask for (mr smith)tell them theres no mr smith here and it was probly just one of the kids waisting your time because you wasted theres.
well they did ring back last night and the people on the other end of the phone were going on about how you shouldnt waste peoples time on the phone*(there time)
go figure
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 22:24
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 22:24
I like that one nowimnumberone.
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Follow Up By: porl - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 22:36
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 22:36
that is hilarious. they rang back complaining, should have handed them back to the "kids" ...
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Reply By: kimprado - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 22:47
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 22:47
Fawlty
I'm copping up to seven calls a day. The whole thing is getting out of hand when it starts to interupt a man's drinking time!
Regards
Kim
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:28
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:28
Just ask if you can have their number so you can call back Kim. One of the loacl guys asks the weather in India sometimes and of the family. Obviously he has too much time on his hands.
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Reply By: Off-track - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:31
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:31
A couple of months ago I answered the phone whilst at he dinner table and shouldve bloody known it would be telemarketers. He was from India trying to sell me broadband through my current IP (I still have dial-up) but I told him I wasnt interested as dial-up suits me fine. He tried pushing it so I quite politely repeated my response for him in case he was hard of hearing and then bid him farewell.
About 3mins later the phone again rang and I again picked it up (sucker for punishment), it was another Indian. He told me he was the supervisor and informed me that my reason for not choosing broadband was "not a good enough reason". WTF!!! My politeness was quickly replaced with an abrupt but still not abusive response to the effect that I did not care what he thought - goodnight!
The phone again rang but this time I ignored it and when it went to answering machine they hung up. The hide! Next day we got another! I rang up the IP service center and told them that this shyte was absolutely not on and I would take my business elsewhere if they continued the crap.
Couldnt believe it...
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Reply By: Shaker - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:34
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:34
Have a listen to this Site Link
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Follow Up By: Bilbo - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 00:58
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 00:58
Shaker,
I've heard that one before. It is a veritable gem, a masterpiece of a clip.
Thanks,
Bilbo
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Reply By: Member - Gerard (NSW) - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:38
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:38
I told them once....can I have you billing address please....before you go any further.
They hesitated and wondered why I would need their billing address.
I told them that my hourly rate was $150/Hr and if they wanted 20 minutes of my time that would be $50.00
They hung up.
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Follow Up By: nowimnumberone - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 21:06
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 21:06
slightly ot but reminds me of yesterday when i went to the doctors.
he said what can i do for you today.
you said you wanted to see me in a week so here i am
thats right he said
so i said since you wanted me to come see you im charging my time at the same rate you blokes charge.
includint the time in the waiting room i expect a cheque for $175.
he just laughed and gave me a bill lol
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Reply By: Member - Davoe (Nullagine) - Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:50
Saturday, Jan 06, 2007 at 23:50
Im over it I dont get many calls but I dont even get as far as knowing what they are selling - just hang up- no stress no nothing just hear that pappudum voice saying hello and hang straight up
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Reply By: Member - Arkay (SA) - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 08:10
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 08:10
Have similar problems myself. I always ask Mr or Mrs India if they are calling from Australia and then say I only deal with Australians.
But, but I do feel sorry for the poor (Australian) individuals who are just doing a job for their disreputable company (single mums, long term previously unemployed, uni students, etc.) who have to cop the flack. So I just hang up if they carry on a bit.
Never bought anything from a telemarketer. They must have a low strike rate so perhaps they will give it away soon, perhaps.
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Follow Up By: madfisher - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 15:32
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 15:32
The average success rate for a telemarketer is 1`%
Cheers Pete
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Reply By: F4Phantom - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 10:42
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 10:42
Indians are one thing but I have been recvieved close to 100 calls on the mobile in the last couple of months from Australians telling me I have been left on the old mobile rates and they want to upgrade my plan to the lower rates. I started off nice and walked them through why they cant beat my cap. Now I am much faster but I dont hang up. I am finding it more and more frustrating especially when it is during my working hours. Their sales techniques are very poor but they are all
young and I suppose they are at least giving it a go and working for a living in a very crap job. So I am not going to hack them off and they are not as persistant as the indians. I say we give the aussies a fair go on the phone, and give the indians no time so that companies start to see that the aussie employees have a better chance. It may keep more jobs here.
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:44
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:44
Now that's putting a positive spin on it... yeah why not boycott Indian telemarketers and support only our
home grown ones....
"Sorry Mahatma or whatever your name is I only buy from genuine Australians" will be my new response....
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Reply By: Chucky - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:13
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:13
The bastards always ring just after I have put my boys to sleep.
Always around 6:30 to 8:30 at night.
I firmly tell them to take me off their calling list and never ring my number again.
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:46
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:46
Does that work Chucky? I recon myself it's a bit like spam, as soon as they know they have a valid number they just sell it to another "list"....
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Reply By: Mr Fawlty - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:48
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 11:48
You can always tell if it's a call from India by the pause (stunned silence) after you pick up the phone before they can start speaking....
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Reply By: FZJ 80 - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 21:24
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 21:24
Register your details with ADMA, Aus direct Marketing Assn and Planet Ark on do not call list. We have done this combined with a silent phone no and would only get probably 1 per month.
Regards
Greg
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Reply By: Harry - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 21:24
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 21:24
TRY THIS 1
If they ask for you by name , then say, just a minute I'll get him, then put the phone down and finish your dinner or whatever, they aren't there when you get back to them, downright rude hanging up like that , even if you took 10 mins to get to the phone. :>))))
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Reply By: Member - Leigh (Vic) - Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 22:08
Sunday, Jan 07, 2007 at 22:08
I'm with you Harry...."Can you just hang on a sec I need to....." and they hang up themselves after a few minutes. Has cured my call problem....I must be noted as unreliable..LOL.
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