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Submitted: Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 16:54
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A few weeks ago I got annoyed with the bloody paper clip that taps on the glass when it knows it has a better way of doing something, Well I sent it off on a holiday and employed Rocky the Office Dog , He works ok but he snaps that damn collar everytime you save your work and he puts the floppy disc under it...gonna kill him for that..., Well yesterday I was working on my 4X4 page and was stalled for a bit thinking what and how to do something and I could hear this noise comeing from my computer, It was Rocky standing in the corner of the screen with arms folded and tapping one foot with a look on the face as if saying..what is he doing ??, I though to myself ....you little mongrel, I felt like turning off the office assistant,

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Reply By: Member - Willie , Epping .Syd. - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 18:41

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 18:41
Douglas ,
Have you been drinking ?
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Follow Up By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 19:01

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 19:01
Hi Willie

Drinking....WOT !!!! me ...nah mate ive had 1 stubby of Fosters light in 41 deg here in Perth today , you should see me after 3 ....Hick

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Reply By: Member No 1- Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 18:46

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 18:46
i got rid of those mongrels yonks ago
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Follow Up By: Member - John (Vic) - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 18:57

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 18:57
Yep!!
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Reply By: Gerhardp1 - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 19:36

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 19:36
The office assistant has been killed off in Office 2007

Thank god for that.
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Reply By: Member - Crazy Dog (QLD) - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 21:11

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 21:11
That's my bro :)))

Grrr!!!
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Follow Up By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 21:41

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 21:41
Oh now i know why the little blighter folds his arms and taps that bloody foot, he did it again today while I was doing a photo gallery of some trucks and my 4x4, well his idea worked quicker ...thats all ,
anyhow you might as well ave a gander at the trucks , just under the troopie you will the link

members.westnet.com.au/dtilley/pilot.htm

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Reply By: sjp - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 22:11

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 22:11
doug who controlling the wheels on the trailer,they seem to be going right, while the truck going left,is that possible
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Follow Up By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 22:43

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 22:43
G'Day mate
The trailers have automatic Steering, unlike some of the really big Platforms that have a man on the back steering it ,these trailers have Hydraulic arms that aid the steering when the truck turns, It's unreal to see how well they can negotiate a roundaboutm anyhow have a look at this web site

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Follow Up By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 22:47

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 22:47
I forgot to add that when the front half are steering slightly left the rear half steers right so it sorta gives a pivoting action
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Reply By: Keith_A (Qld) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:31

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:31
Doug - the whole world wanted to kill the programmer who coded Clippy.
So - you will have to wait in line.
(It is possibly the sole reason so many script kiddies changed to hacking as a serious occupation)
For those of us on the edge of sanity, we swapped to open-office.
No Dogs, Cats, fish, birds or other animal forms (eg B. Gates) - and is it free (open source.)
..........................Keith
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Follow Up By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:36

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:36
Hiya Keith
I don't really mind a bit of help at times , and the option is there to turn them off, one must give credit though ,Rocky and Clippy are very well done, very clever the bugger who designed them.

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Reply By: Mr Fawlty - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 11:40

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 11:40
My personal choice is for the Origami cat... probably just because I like pussys - of all kinds.

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