Those B***** flies!

Submitted: Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:20
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Gidday all,

Living in central Oz now the flies are giving me the s****.
What do people use to keep these pesky critters abay? Not aunt Mary's magic potion, but stuff you can buy off the shelf.

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Greg
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Reply By: Rock Ape - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:41

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:41
Greg,

camping stores sell fly nets, cheap and they do the trick. Once you get them off your face you don't notice them.

Gheers
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Follow Up By: red up - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 07:11

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 07:11
This is the answer. I have never looked back after buying this. Just remember to lift it over your nose when you want to eat something.

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Follow Up By: Willem - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:13

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:13
Yeah and don't sneeze or spit while you have your face covered....lol
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Follow Up By: V8Diesel - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 14:34

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 14:34
I worked with a geologist straight out of uni who made a full body fly net out of a mossie net.

Certainly turned a few heads but kept him happy.
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Reply By: troopyman - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:45

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:45
Find some stinkhorn fungus and rub the spores all over your face . That will do wonders .
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Reply By: babs - Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:54

Saturday, Jan 27, 2007 at 23:54
Hey Greg you can always keep a bucket of fresh bleep around and they should be attracted to that. LOL.

A serious note: Try the bushmans gel.

Regards,
Babs
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Reply By: Member - Warren R- Karratha WA - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 00:00

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 00:00
G'day Greg
Cut the bum out of your pants to keep 'em off ya face.

I live in NW WA and I reckon that after a while you learn to live with them. We have friends from other places visit and whinge about the flies..and we haven't really noticed them. Troppo???

Cheers

Waz
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Follow Up By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 00:29

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 00:29
Waz
I just damn near choked on a big gob full of sanga I had just bitten off when I read the first few words of your reply.....
Gotta say it though you must take first prize for that ....ya silly bugger
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Follow Up By: Willem - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:16

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:16
Doug

They're a good source of protein though and the more flies you swallow the better for your health....so they say

They tickle a bit when they get up your nose though.....................

LOL

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Reply By: Member - Andrew K (QLD) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 00:21

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 00:21
There is an Aboriginal National Parks guy at Dalhousie and he told me that "us white fellas from town" attract flies because of all the sweet stuff we eat and drink, beer, coke, jam, sweet bread etc.... also use only plain soap and then only sparingly in th eimportant places.

He says if you eat steaka nd veges, drink black tea or coffee and eat damper or sugarless bread the flies will get better.

I wasn't there long enough to try but he seemed to know what he was talking about.

Good luck
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Follow Up By: Gerhardp1 - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:01

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:01
Next time you're there, ask him about the bridge has for sale :)
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Follow Up By: Willem - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:16

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:16
Hahahaha Andrew...that fella had a captive audience no doubt

I suppose horses and cattle eat even more sweet stuff than we humans as the flies really love 'em

Flies are attracted to moisture. Humans perspire contunually and so the flies become part of natures gifts to man...lol

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Reply By: D-Jack - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 01:49

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 01:49
Keep away from blue clothing apparently - it attracts them!
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Reply By: Member - Athol (NSW, 2527) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 08:17

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 08:17
You've Gotta watch out for the ones with warm soggy feet ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cause they've just come of a fresh cow paddy!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Athol
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Reply By: Gerhardp1 - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:07

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:07
I remember years ago in Tassie the old man and I were digging the potato patch, and he was having trouble with the pesky flies. Must add that he and I did not have a rocky relationship, but a very loving one.

I wasn't having the fly trouble (cause I was about 13 and not sweating), and in response to his question "why aren't you having fly problems" I replied "because they always settle on bleep " in typical smart ass fashion........

He never forgot that, even on his death bed we had a little laugh about it.

Back to the point - to keep the flies off you, always have a piece of bleep nearby......
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Reply By: Willem - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:12

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 09:12
I believe that hanging a dead Flying Fox around your neck keeps the mosquitoes away. Not sure if it will work for flies though.....lol
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Follow Up By: Gerhardp1 - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:25

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:25
Hehe, tie it to a wooden cross and you'll also have vampire protection....
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Reply By: Truckster (Vic) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:50

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 10:50
The dunny budgies have been pretty bad everywhere in recent months, and will get worse.

Aerogard used to work, but they must have watered it down, cause it dont do squat these days :(
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Reply By: Mr Fawlty - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 11:28

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 11:28
Me:
Greg, Why did you move to Central Australia
Greg:
I came for the waters
Me:
What waters Greg, we are in the middle of the desert
Greg:
I was missinformed....
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Reply By: Hairy - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 12:38

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 12:38
Get used to them mate...... There is no cure!
But....
If your out bush you can wipe shiit on your mates back and rid on your own face,
They seem to prefer the shiit which keeps them away from your face. Although this does have its down falls.........Later on when you swallow one you know what hes been eating. LOL
Cheers
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Follow Up By: Hairy - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 12:41

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 12:41
Hey Handy!
Forgot to tell ya....Make sure you wash your shirt when you get home!
Sorry,....Probably need to wash your seat cover now too. LOL
Cheers
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Reply By: Member - Jay Gee (WA) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 15:50

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 15:50
In Len Beadell's book "Blast the bush" he describes how he told the first wave of visiting British scientists that the flies disappear on a specified date (can't remember what the date was). Anyway - the remaining scientists changed all their travel plans to arrive after that date.

Anyway - a bullzoder driver once told me that they can't fly very high - so he didn't have a problem when he was at the top of his D10.
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Reply By: Redback - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 17:39

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 17:39
OFF Skintastic, works well and doesn't smell like fly spray it actually smells quite good.

Baz.
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Reply By: Member - Davoe (Nullagine) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 18:51

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 18:51
Im guessing ya either a girl or a Kiwi or both instead of complaning bout the how about enjoying them. heres a couple of games
1) most amount in 1 swat (try and beat your record or play against others)
2) highest number in a row without a miss (2 flys in 1 swat is NOT 2 )
3) on finger kills, use ech finger on eah hand in turn
4) slowest swat still effecting kill
Otherwise just try bushmans repellant - it doesnt come with a helth warnng for no reason
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Reply By: japmel - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 21:02

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 21:02
Bushmans insect repellant seems to deter them quite a bit.

Regards
japmel
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Reply By: Greg - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 22:38

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 22:38
Thanks all for your contribution??!!
I'll give bushmans ago.
See you out there with me carrying a bucket of s***. the bum out of me trousers, stinkhorn rubbed into me face, wearing a full fly net eating steak and vegies!

Cheers
Greg
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Reply By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 22:50

Sunday, Jan 28, 2007 at 22:50
You dont need to be in the outback, we work mostly outside and flynets are the only answer for us.
If your gunna spray chite on your face I think bushmans is the best.

What gets me is how do the little bastards know when you have both hands busy?
Thought they were blind?

Cheers Pesty
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